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hwpShow me that little dance
you-all be doing.
- I told yall to stop running in here.
- Yes, maam.
Im gonna smack one
of you now, you hear?
Them pants cost $ .
baby, you hear?
See that chocolate cake
I bought?
The chocolate cake
that was on the counter?
- Yeah.
- Well, check Cousin Cecils pockets.
He probably got it in there with the
turkey leg and the sweet potato pie.
Hey, little brother. Show me that
little dance you-all be doing.
Get down, Lester, you is talking!
You move like youre .
That dance aint new. It aint nothing
but the old shuffle-butt.
Well, show me that move.
Oh, Lester, sit your drunk ass down.
Cant you see the kids
are trying to put a show on there?
Lester, she aint your mama.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Junior!
Vanessa. Come on, Vanessa.
Come on, baby.
Sing a song for Grandma.
- Thats my granddaughter.
- Thats my niece.
Mama, I got a joke.
Little Eddie got a joke to tell.
Go on, Eddie.
Eddie. Eddie.
I got a joke to tell.
Once there was a lion
and a monkey.
The monkey said,
"I can make the weather change."
And the lion said,
"No, you cant."
So the monkey started
climbing up the tree.
And then he started peeing
on the lions head.
"Now its raining!"
Then he started farting.
"Now theres thunder!"
Then he started doo-dooing.
"Now its snowing!"
So the lion said, "Oh, yeah?
Well, I can make the stars come out."
And then he kicked him
in the ding-ding.
Thank you.
I love that doo-doo line.
That boys got talent.
My favorite movie is Trading Places.
- Hrs. Has to be.
- Trading Places.
- Beverly Hills Cop.
- Delirious.
- Beverly Hills Cop.
- No, Hrs.
- All of them.
- Hrs.
- All of them.
- Hrs.
I even liked Best Defense.
Im looking forward to seeing
him in that leather suit.
- Im telling you, that behind and all.
- Yeah, hes looking sexy.
- He looks good.
- Handsome.
Thank you.
Sit down. Everybody, sit, sit.
Cool out.
Thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you.
And hello, New York City!
Thank you for coming out.
Dont let the lights and cameras
throw yall.
We filming a movie here tonight
and yall gonna be in this shit.
Except only Im getting paid
for the motherfucker.
Every now and then
I take a joke too far.
Thats why I havent been
on the road the last three years.
Did yall see Delirious?
In Delirious, I was making fun
out of a lot of entertainers too.
Thats when I got scared.
I did some jokes about Mr. T.
And Mr. T was gonna fuck Ed up.
He was...
And I was scared,
because yall seen Mr. T.
He dont look like, you know,
like he cant fight.
He looks like he can
whip some ass, right?
And I was petrified. I would walk
at parties and people say:
"Yo, man, Mr. T was just here
looking for you."
He was walking up
to people saying:
"Im gonna whip Eddie Murphys ass
when I see him."
Then I watched his show,
because I didnt know him,
to see what kind of guy he was,
and the character on the show
aint too bright.
So I figured if he came up to me,
I could use the Jedi mind trick on him.
Mr. T walk up and go, "I heard
you did some jokes about me."
"No, you didnt."
"Maybe I didnt."
"Im gonna go beat up the fool
that told me them lies."
Id be at parties,
hear he was looking for me,
I would just leave.
I dont wanna fight Mr. T.
Then I found out Michael Jackson
was looking for me. I was like...
When Mike...
My manager called me up and said:
"Yo, man, Michael Jackson is mad."
I was like, "So?"
You know, because Id fuck Mike up.
You know, Mike...
Mike dont weigh but a buck-oh-five,
you know.
I bust that ass on Mike. I was looking
for him, but my manager said:
"We dont know everything
about Michael.
"He might be this bad motherfucker
behind closed doors.
"Hes a recluse. Behind closed doors,
he might be completely different."
And Id be at a party and have
Michael walk up to me one day
and itd be like this:
"Can I talk to you for a minute?
"Yeah, whats your motherfucking
problem, man?
"Well, how come you keep
fucking with me then, huh?
"Whats all the motherfucking jokes?
You dont like my clothes?
"Im Michael-motherfucking-Jackson,
I will bust your ass.
"Get the fuck out, motherfucker...
"I will moonwalk all up and down
your ass, motherfucker.
"You mind your
motherfucking business.
"I hear some more shit,
Im gonna put this glove up your ass.
"Ill see you later."
Thats a dumb...
I could never...
Ive been trying for five months
to do the moonwalk
and I cant do the shit. Its shitty.
Its the dumbest dance ever,
because I cant do it,
thats why I say its stupid.
But how can you do the moonwalk
and ask a woman to dance?
Be at a party, say, "Hey, baby,
come on, lets dance. See you later."
Do the moonwalk. Thats some stupid
shit. Michael can do that shit, though.
Michaels so famous,
Michael went on TV and everything
he says, the public believes.
Went on television and said:
"I dont have sex because
of my religious beliefs."
And the public believed it.
I know brothers were like,
"Get the fuck out of here."
And white people go, "That Michaels
a special kind of guy.
"Hes special. I mean, hes good,
clean and
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