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hwpMurder.
Oh, God, Sam. Murder?
- It wasnt me.
- Nobody could understand this.
Its too much.
I thought it would be easier
if I told you a little at a time.
It would sink in a little at a time.
Sink in a little at a time?
You just dropped an emotional...
...anvil on my head.
Look at me. Im flat as a pancake.
- Are you even listening to me?
- Im listening to you, Ruby.
Im listening to you with all my heart...
...and thats why I had to tell you.
Thats why you need to understand.
And thats when I felt it.
Felt what?
The fist.
- What kind of fist?
- Pressing on me. Paralyzing me.
Its so stupid, because,
based on what he had just told me...
...I should have punched him with that fist,
in the other eye this time.
I should have just kicked him out!
But I couldnt.
Do you love Sam?
Dear, you know, theres really not much
I can do to help you...
...if you dont talk to me.
But its not about me. Its about Sam.
After all our time together and all
our sessions, you still believe that?
I must suck.
You say its about Sam.
Okay. Lets talk about Sam, and well see.
But lets include this revelation
in our thinking.
Crank it back, just rewind.
Tell me again, how did you meet him?
Tell me what it was like.
It was exciting.
It was like a roller-coaster ride.
The world, the night, the lights,
everything was...
...fast.
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah.
Sounds like falling in love to me.
Sam said something like that.
First time we met.
Something about love and time.
- He said your heart...
...is like a clock measuring time...
...and ones emotional state
determines the flow of time.
It speeds it up or slows it down.
- So, time is a personal thing.
- Sure.
Time is an emotional thing.
Thats what youre saying.
Its true. Dont bad things
always seem to last longer than good ones?
But good things seem to just fly by...
...like the best times in life.
Like what?
- Like...
- Like falling in love.
Oh, my God! Im late for work.
I totally spaced.
See what I mean?
That was the morning we first met.
I got fired that afternoon.
I cannot give you my name, sir.
Do you want the number, or...
My number?
Tell me what you look like first.
So. What did he say?
He said I took too much time.
Thats men for you, always in a rush.
Shit, youre helpful.
I mean, isnt that
what directory assistance operators are for?
I was too helpful.
You know, let me talk to my boss.
Ill see if I can get you a job teaching ESL.
- Hows your grammar?
- Fuckin great.
So, over breakfast last month, he goes:
"Do you believe in Christ as your savior?"
- Youre kidding?
- Im telling you the truth.
Five months, not a peep
about anything remotely spiritual, right?
All carnal. The guy just wants to fuck.
- Then he just springs this on you?
- Thats right.
So, I tell him, "Im Jewish, you idiot.
"Im a Jew.
"I mean, what do you think,
Im a Jew for Jesus or something?"
He freaks out. I freak out.
It turns out hes a Jew for Jesus.
- And he never told you?
- Not a peep.
Thats the Trojan horse strategy.
They get you to bring them into your palace,
and then out come the soldiers.
Do you remember Steven? The Adventist?
The religious ones
are really sneaky that way, right?
- You got a mug shot?
- Oh, my God!
Youre kidding!
- I think he belongs in the box, please.
- I know.
We need a bigger box.
I dont think theyre all going to fit.
Unless Ruby wants her own.
Guess what, Claire?
You have more in there than I do.
- I dont think so.
- Count them up.
Dont count. Thats depressing.
Remember that Ruby has a higher handicap,
because shes a recovering codependent.
I was fired today.
Ruby, did you ever actually fix any of them?
She doesnt really fix them.
She goes in there to fix them...
...and discovers that theyre permanently
broken, then she ends up dumping them.
- All those men.
- You mean, all those problems.
The narcissist.
The abductee.
The bad drummer.
The artist.
Are you leaving me?
Or are you leaving my work?
The bad actor.
Dont come crying to me
when Im famous and youre, like:
"Ned, please take me back." Its over.
The fetishist.
I should have expected this.
Its happened before.
The Frenchman.
Fini?
The junkie.
Okay, enough.
Im not fixing anymore.
Im not in that business anymore.
My fixing days are over.
Tell that to your therapist, you kook.
Thats what she tells me to say.
Im sorry about the job, baby.
- Ive got one question for you.
- Shoot.
Do the words "Jesus Christ"
mean anything to you?
- Im a painter. I paint.
- What, houses?
Im a real painter. Im having a big show
in a couple of months.
- Hey.
- Ned.
- How you doing?
- All right. You?
Great. Have you seen me
since this happened?
Pretty good?
Ive been doing a lot of lifting weights.
Doing a lot of free-weights,
isometrics, my body fats way low.
So, what was it like?
What was it about him?
For Gods sake, swing it around here.
- Starboard. Right.
- Starboard.
Thats Victor.
His sister went down in the "Titanic".
He always talks about it.
- She went down on the "Titanic".
- I know. I remember.
Old folks are great.
You should hear the stories
