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hwp(Beverly) Sure I have.
- Well, Ive discovered why sex is.
- You have? Fantastic!
Its because humans
dont live underwater.
I dont get it.
Fish dont need sex, because they just lay
the eggs and fertilise them in the water.
Humans cant do that
because they dont live in water.
They have to... internalise the water.
Therefore we have sex.
So you mean humans wouldnt have sex
if they lived in the water?
Theyd have a kind of sex. The kind where
you wouldnt have to touch each other.
I like that idea.
Have you heard of scuba diving?
Its just new.
Self-contained underwater
breathing apparatus.
Exactly.
- Are you thinking what Im thinking?
- Yeah. You ask her.
Raffaella, will you have sex with us
in our bathtub? Its an experiment.
Are you kidding?
Fuck off, you freaks!
Im telling my father you talk dirty.
Besides, I know for a fact
you dont even know what "fuck" is!
Theyre so different from us,...
..and all because
we dont live underwater.
The morculum is working superbly.
- Shall I insert the manticulator?
- Please.
Whats the diagnosis?
Intra-ovular surgery.
Where did you get that instrument?
- We had it made for us.
- Really?
Might be fine for a cadaver.
It wont work with a living patient.
(drops instrument)
To our fabulous twins,...
..who have, as mere undergraduates,...
..already brought us glory.
(all) Hear, hear!
And here it is,...
..in solid gold...
Er, well, solid gold plate, that is!
(laughter)
The Mantle retractor, which is now
the standard of the industry.
Heres to a brilliant future!
(cheering)
Here it is.
Thats wonderful!
Yeah.
They got the pivot pin in backwards.
Bev, you shouldve been there.
I was.
Well?
Are all the necessary parts there, Doc?
Yes, they are.
And there are a couple of extra ones
that shouldnt be.
Not funny.
Er, no... I wasnt joking.
Would you excuse me a minute?
Ill be right back.
Elly, I want you to look at
this woman before you go.
Im late, Bev. If I fuck up with the
chairmans wife, we lose our grant.
Shes a trifurcate.
Ive never seen anything like it.
Down in a minute. Its Dr Mantle.
Keep the car waiting. Thanks.
Is this Claire Niveau?
Yeah.
- What, the Claire Niveau?
- Yeah.
Ooh! Whats she doing here?
A mini-series. Shes got three agents
and a bodyguard in the waiting room.
- And her life is empty without children.
- How did you know?
Bev, everyone knows that! Dont you
ever read the National Enquirer?
"Stars life empty without children."
I hope it also explained how we can make
her fertile, because I dont think I can.
Then well have to see what I can do.
Elly, what about dinner
with the chairmans wife?
I guess la bella contessa
will have to wait.
Right, lets take another look.
Yes...
Thats fantastic.
Ive never had anybody say that
about the inside of my body before.
Surely youve heard of inner beauty?
Ive often thought there should be
beauty contests for the insides of bodies.
You know, best spleen...
Most perfectly developed kidneys...
Why dont we have standards of beauty...
..for the entire human body,...
..inside and out?
I have a feeling you do.
So Ill tell em to fuck off.
Pardon my French.
Dont tell them to fuck off. I need the work.
This mini-series is paying peanuts.
You dont need to be humiliated.
Ive decided.
I want to be humiliated.
Tell me about my uterus.
(coughs)
Well, it has three doorways.
Three cervixes leading into
three separate compartments...
..in your uterus.
That is fabulously rare.
Do you have trouble with your periods?
Listen... um... Im gonna be late
for the Axelrod meeting. Youll be OK?
Goodbye, Leo. Remember, I need
the humiliation as well as the money.
I almost never have periods.
Once or twice a year.
Not very enthusiastic ones.
Could I have triplets, do you think?
One in each compartment?
No. It doesnt work like that.
Really?
How does it work?
How did it go with la bella contessa?
Did we get our grant?
You were great.
Seductive and charming as usual.
And I think youve got your grant.
Hey,...
..wait a minute.
Whats this I hear?
Its for us, not just for me.
- Its for Mantle lnc.
- Yes, yes.
- I know.
- Did she catch on?
Ah, Contessa, youre looking so...
..l dont know,
so Catherine Deneuve tonight!
And how is Marcello?
Due cappuccini, per favore, and quickly.
The Countess...
..is a tigress until shes got
her caffeine in the morning!
Hey,...
..come on,...
..lm not that bad.
Youre a little bit smoother in real life.
And the movie star,...
..how is she?
Shes expecting me for lunch tomorrow.
So youre going to find out for yourself.
- Oh, no!
- Oh, yes.
Its all set up.
The productions rented her
this little apartment...
..in Rosedale!
Shell just be getting out of bed,...
..all cosy and warm.
Look, Elly...
the clinics booked to the hilt.
Weve got to pay the rent, you know.
- Ill take your patients.
- Oh, yes(!)
I want you to go.
Bev, youve got to try the movie star.
Shes unbelievable.
Dont worry, youll be all right.
Just do me.
(doorbell buzzes)
(door buzzes open)
What did you do to me last night?
(distant footsteps)
Im still vibrating all over
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