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hwpWhere do you think you re going?
Going home.
Officer.
The guy walked into the bushes,
maybe to pee, but he never came back.
Do you need help?
Do you own this car?
Thats not him.
The guy walked into the bushes.
He said he was going home.
Going home?
Gentlemen, return to your cars.
What about the car?
Ill radio for a tow truck.
Lets shove it out of the way.
Well get this lane moving!
Its dangerous.
We got a lot of glass and steel
rushing by us at high speeds.
Wait a minute.
Prendergast. Downtown Robbery.
Lets go.
I m in linoleum tile, myself.
All right.
You, back in your vehicle.
You push. Ill steer.
We do ceramics too.
Special discount for law officers.
I love Cops, the Tv show.
Dont you watch it? I never miss it.
You re lucky you caught me.
I am?
Todays my last day as a cop.
Lucky me.
Dont touch it!
Dont touch it!
Just get this lane moving.
Okay. Sorry.
Officer?
Oh, my God! The phone!
Come on, baby.
Watch your fingers.
Take Tucker, okay?
Mom?
Mom, can you help me open this?
Can I get some change
for the phone, please?
No change. Have to buy something.
-Eighty-fie sen.
-What?
Eighty-fie sen.
-I dont understand.
-Eighty-fie sen!
Eighty-five cents?
It doesnt give me enough money
for the phone call.
Ill give you cents.
You give me cents change.
-No way.
-Yes, way.
Drink, eighty-fie sen.
You pay or go!
I dont understand "fie. "
Theres a "v" in the word "five. "
No "vs" in China?
-Not Chinese. I m Korean.
-Whatever.
You come to my country, take my money
and dont even learn my language?
You re Korean?
Do you have any idea how much money
my country has given your country?
How much?
I dont know. Its a lot.
You can bet on that.
You go now! No trouble!
I stay.
What do you think of that?
Jesus Christ!
What is this?
The last stand on Fiji?
Take the money! Take the money!
Take the money.
Take your hands away from your--
I cant under-- Stop it!
All right.
Speak slowly and distinctly.
Take the money.
You think I m a thief?
You see, I m not the thief.
I m not the one charging cents
for a stinking soda!
You re the thief !
I m just standing up
for my rights as a consumer.
I m rolling back prices to .
What do you think of that?
Doughnuts. Package of six.
How much?
$ . .
Too much.
Aspirin. Price?
$ . .
Oh, please!
AA batteries. Package of four.
$ . .
Nice try.
This whole shelf looks suspect.
One soda. . .
. . . ounces.
Fifty sen!
Sold.
Its been a pleasure
frequenting your establishment.
very funny.
very, very funny.
Genuine Arizona sand, Prendergast.
Get used to it.
I bet.
Genuine Santa Monica sands
more like it.
Its from my cats litterbox,
but he said you could keep the lumps.
You took my stuff out first?
Heck, no. How fun would that be?
-How do I get a pen out?
-Dont need no pen. Use the cat turd.
Its your last day. Be careful.
Remember Forsythe?
-Forsythe got minutes to retirement.
-Two!
Two minutes, nothing! The guy was
on the way to his fucking car.
Mowed down by a runaway impound.
Nasty.
-Ironic.
-Ironic as fuck!
Anything can happen today.
You know how dangerous a desk can be.
Watch out for paper cuts.
Funny, funny, funny.
Sorry.
I tried to dissuade them.
Hey, Sandra.
Its obligatory, I guess.
Now, what else do they
have up their sleeve?
Nothing.
Are we still on for lunch?
You re not going home early?
Why would I go home early?
Last day and all.
I m not superstitious.
-Sandy, you ready?
-In a minute.
Leave the poor desk jockey alone.
See if you know how to start the car.
Lets not get
our pantyhose in a bind.
Ill miss you, Prendergast.
You really will? Me too.
Come on, lets go!
Lunch?
Just a second, baby.
When will we make
the strawberry cake?
Soon. I thought
sundown would be good.
Here. Not in the house.
Just a few kids. I didnt want
to do a whole big thing.
Prendergast here.
Its me.
I wish you were home.
Wouldnt you come home now?
Whats wrong?
I don t know.
I got a little scared. . .
. . .and Id like you to come home.
What is it, honey?
I dont know.
I was wrapping some. . .
. . .some glasses up
and some things. . .
. . .and I got really scared.
You re not doing this move
just for me, are you?
You really want
to do it, dont you?
The important thing is we re together.
Thats what counts.
Y eah, but you re not here.
Well, I will be soon, baby.
Say it.
-Say it!
-Ill be home soon.
No, say it!
Ill be home soon, and I love you.
I love you too.
Feel better?
No, I dont feel better!
London Bridge is falling down
Falling down, falling down
London bridge is falling down
Help me.
My fair lady
You my fair lady?
Yes.
-Bye.
-Bye-bye.
What you doing, mister?
Nothing.
You re trespassing on private property.
-Trespassing?
-Loitering too.
Thats right.
You re loitering too.
I didnt see any signs.
What you call that?
Graffiti?
No, man.
Thats not fucking graffiti!
Thats a sign.
He cant read it, man.
Ill read it for you.
It says this is private property.
No fucking trespassing.
This means fucking you!
-It says all that?
-Y eah!
If you wrote it in English,
Id fucking understand it!
-Thinks hes being funny.
-I m not laughing.
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