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hwpDespite all the warnings, she was smoking in bed, fell asleep.
Bad move.
And the fire begins.
Its showtime.
Dont worry, maam! Im here to save you!
Keep those people back! This is an emergency!
Dont you dare die on me!
Breathe, damn it, breathe!
Shes going to make it!
What the...?
Damn!
Though it may be hard to believe a single biology professor...
...making in excess of $ a year could find time...
...to grade your first biology research papers, I did.
As you can see, there was a shocking statistical anomaly:
Pretty much all of you got As.
Congratulate yourselves. I have a good feeling about this group.
And I think the parade of As will continue to the end of the semester.
So much for the bell curve.
Bell curves suck!
- Mr. Kane? - Dr. Kane?
There seems to be a mistake here.
My brother and I each got a C-.
C-. Me, too.
Allow me to share something with the entire class.
As I was grading papers, I came across two gems, both entitled "Cells are Bad".
Both with just one paragraph, which I unfortunately committed to memory.
"Cells are Bad."
"My uncle lives in a cell."
"Its by and he has to read the same boring magazine every day."
"The end."
Youre talking about our papers, arent you, Dr. Kane?
Yes, I am.
And although my standards are nowhere near where they used to be...
...I couldnt put an A on those beauties. I hope you understand.
- Sure. - Yeah, okay.
Okay, lets get back to work at the periodic table, which...
A meteor? Where?
Route A. Yeah, I got it.
Rest assured, I will be there. Okay, bye.
How does it look, Professor?
Its tight.
Really, really tight, Nadine.
But not too tight. You just dont have the points. Sorry.
Dont take it too hard. Geologys tougher than people think.
Are you sure? Could you check again?
I need this credit to get into nursing school.
Nursing school?
Wouldnt you prefer a different profession?
One where lives were not dependent on you?
Actually, what I want to be is Miss Arizona.
But my pageant consultant says nursing school will impress the judges.
Theyll think I want to help people...
Ready for lunch?
Or have you already eaten?
Im just concluding a teacher-student conference with Nadine.
Harry, your dedication to your job is an inspiration to us all.
Regrettably, I have a prior lunch engagement with Professor Kane.
Well discuss your extra credit later. Cheer up.
Let me grab my stuff.
Where are you taking me?
- A meteor hit last night. - Thats what that was.
As Glen Canyons representative for the U.S. Geological Survey...
...I have to check it out.
Im taking you in case I have to do something scientific.
Then we eat.
Youre with the USGS?
I signed up over the Internet.
Or were you on a cheerleader site and accidentally got linked to the USGS site?
Something like that.
Watch it. Take it easy.
Thats my baby. Take it easy.
Come on! Be careful!
Whos going to pay for the damage to my goddamn car?
I told you, we dont do that. Its "force majeure".
"Force majeure", my ass! That cars a classic Buick Riv.
Who are you?
Harry Block, United States Geological Survey.
My secretary, Ira Kane. Were here to investigate the meteor...
...if that is what it is.
Of course it is. It almost blew up my car.
Im still fuzzy on why you were here at night.
With Betty Lou here.
I was practicing for my firemans exam, which started seven minutes ago.
So Id appreciate it if youd let me go.
So you and the blonde found the meteor?
Yeah, I found it. It bounced my car feet in the air.
- Can I go? - Bob, get him out of here.
Dont leave town.
Well, Sheriff, is this the...
...point of penetration?
Yeah. It punched through into a cavern about feet down.
Now thats a hole!
Damn it!
Next time, you carry the case.
Youre the USGS representative. That responsibility comes with the badge.
Oh, my God. Look at that.
I believe weve located the target.
Two big smiles, fellas.
Cheese!
Okay, hold it up now.
- Got it. - Its really hot.
Ill hold you up.
Show a little more nightstick.
Look at these jackasses.
Muscle pose. Give me big smiles! Looking good.
At ease, gentlemen! The feds are here.
Feds? What feds?
Who let you down here?
Lets not get combative.
The USGS and local law enforcement have a long history of cooperation.
Were just here to get some scientific samples. If thats okay.
Yeah, sure. We got all the photographic evidence we need.
- Carry on. - Thanks. Keep up the good work.
Wow.
It just hit last night and it has stuff growing on it.
Could be cave moss.
After just a few hours? Thats peculiar.
Lets get a sample and get out of here.
Its bleeding.
Its a rock that bleeds.
Now thats really peculiar.
Lets bag it.
I dont know if this USGS gig is all its cracked up to be.
I mean, it pads out my rum, but am I growing as a person?
Am I growing as a Division womens volleyball coach?
You going to do that spectro-thingy test?
Spectrograph. Yeah, I will do a spectroscopic analysis.
Your rum will shine.
I got to get to the game. Let me know if you find anything.
Ira, are you sure you can handle this by your lonesome?
All right.
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