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hwpAttention all units,
attack in progress at 742 Summit Drive.
742 Summit Drive. Screaming heard from
inside the residence. Respond, code three.
Five-four-three-zero, show us responding.
Well be on scene in under a minute.
Additional person reporting sound
of animal abuse.
Hit it, man. Lets go.
-What the hell is that?
-Five-four-three-oh, request backup.
-Its here.
-Yep.
Stop.
Put your hands up and move away.
I said, move away.
I said, move away.
-Miss, its okay.
-What the fuck?
Im coming. Im coming.
What are you doing, man?
Whats going on?
I didnt do anything.
What are you talking about?
Get your hands behind your back.
I am deaf. Can you hear me?
-Hey, partner.
-What?
-You gotta look at this.
-I am deaf.
-Fuck.
-We dont have a crime here.
He wasnt raping me, he was fucking me.
You know, fucking.
Goddamn.
I was about to come.
You ever fuck a deaf chick?
Of course not.
-Are you getting excited?
-Are you nervous?
You only have nine days left.
No, Im not nervous, but....
I tell you what,
this wedding planning stuff is unreal.
I spent last night, all last night...
...looking at books and magazines
of white flowers. Just white.
I love big weddings.
I dont know how people do it.
Im just gonna elope.
Yeah? I was unaware that gay marriages
were legal in this state.
Yeah.
What?
Raise your hand
if youve ever fucked a deaf girl.
Bullshit. You hooked up with a deaf girl?
What, youre deaf now too?
Yeah, Dan, I had sex with a deaf girl.
Didnt you hook up with a mute girl
last semester?
That makes you two-thirds of the way
to a Helen Keller.
Dude, you have no idea.
She was crazy. She:
-
Fucking....
I almost shit myself when those cops
busted in. I thought she set me up.
Mr. Max.
-What is your take on this issue?
-Im sorry, what issue is that?
Are you not paying attention Mr. Max?
No, I wasnt. I apologize. I was busy talking
about having sex with a deaf girl.
Charming.
And oddly appropriate.
Do you or do you not feel that little people
should be a protected class?
You mean midgets?
No, Mr. Max, I do not mean midgets.
I mean little people.
"Midget" is an antiquated
and pejorative term.
What are we protecting them from,
eagles and poachers and stuff?
Like an endangered species?
-Really? Poachers?
-Mr. Max, if you didnt do the reading--
Well, sir, dwarfism is already
a protected class under the ADA.
So your point is kind of moot.
Now, if youre asking me if I agree,
Im not sure.
There are so many kinds of little people.
There are the ones who are just shorter and
might need a booster seat at their cubicle.
There are those dwarves with giant heads
and flipper arms who can barely walk.
Now, is there a reasonable accommodation
an employer can make for those types...
...that doesnt qualify him
for the business necessity exception?
-I dont think so.
-Then where do you draw the line?
I figure its like riding a roller coaster.
You must be this high
to get ADA protection.
Very funny, Mr. Max.
What if I told you I just finished
a pro bono case...
...that involved a gentlemens club
that tried to terminate...
...the employment of a dancer
with dwarfism because she--
You represented a midget stripper?
-Was she hot?
-Mr. Max.
If youre genuinely interested in the case,
come to office hours and Ill fill you in.
In the meantime, lets remember
that this is an employment law class...
...not Adult Friend Finder.
Touch. I will shut up now.
Dude, so you ready
for your bachelor party tonight or what?
Locked and loaded.
Good. Im gonna go get Drew.
Meet us at the campus bar after class.
Oh, I guess Ill just finish up here for you.
Jackass.
Energy sword.
Who uses a fucking energy sword?
Pick up that energy sword one more time,
I am going to rape with you with it.
-Hello.
-Yo, Drew, its Tucker.
What are you doing?
Punishing unethical behavior.
All right. Well, Im coming to get you, man.
Were going drinking.
Here comes your object lesson.
Gained the lead.
Fucker.
Are those tampons?
Fuck.
"Take whatever you want.
Her box is apparently open to all."
Jesus.
Wow, look at this place.
Its a shrine to cuckoldry and rage.
You ready, dude?
What are you talking about?
-Were going to the bar. I told you.
-I dont actually listen to what you say.
I just wait for you to stop talking
about yourself, get bored and hang up.
Did Sarah call yet?
No. She probably has trouble
talking with a dick in her mouth.
Fuck, man.
This cartoon is disturbingly hot.
Can you imagine a threesome
with these two?
I can imagine them both cheating on me.
-Theyre cartoons, dude.
-Oh, Im on to your game, De Nils.
Diamonds are worthless,
other than the value attached to them...
...by the tramps youve brainwashed
into thinking diamond equals love.
Guess what, sluts.
Your quest for the perfect princess cut
supports terrorism and genocide.
Congratulations, your avarice
has managed to destroy an entire continent.
Sarah kept the ring?
I hope you die in a fire.
You act like youre the first person
to ever get cheated on.
It happens to everybody, even me.
Oh, yeah? D
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