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hwpFADE IN:
INT. VOID - DAY
Standing in a nonexistent set is ANDY KAUFMAN, looking a bit
nervous. Wide-eyed, tentative, he stares at us with a
needy, unsettling cuteness. His hair is slicked-down, and
he wears the "FRIENDLY WORLD" costume from the Andy Kaufman
special.
Finally, Andy speaks -- in a peculiar FOREIGN ACCENT.
ANDY (AS FOREIGN MAN)
Hallo. I am Andy. Welcoom to my
movie.
(beat; he gets
upset)
I hoped the story of my life would
be nice...but it turned out
terrible! It is all LIES! Tings
are mixed up... real people I knew
play different people. WHAT A MESS!
So I broke into Universal and cut
out the junk. Now its much
shorter. In fact, this is the end
of the movie. So tanks for comink!
Bye-bye!
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Andy puts a needle on a phonograph, and swelling CLOSING
CREDITS MUSIC starts to play. FINAL CREDITS roll.
Andy stands frozen, awkwardly looking at the audience.
Every time the music ends he picks up the needle and
restarts the music. He does that as many times as the
credits require.
Finally, CREDITS END. And then--a sly smile. He leans in.
DROPS HIS ACCENT and WHISPERS.
ANDY (AS REGULAR VOICE)
Okay! Just my friends are left. I
wanted to get rid of those other
people... they would have laughed in
the wrong places.
(beat)
I was only kidding about the
movie... its actually PRETTY GOOD!
It shows everything... from me as a
little boy until my death --
(his eyes pop; he
covers his mouth)
Oops!! I wasnt supposed to talk
about that! Oh. Eh, uh, we better
just begin. It starts back in Great
Neck, Long Island...
Andy turns to a primitive 16mm PROJECTOR and turns it on.
WHIR! He smiles at the flickering light.
ANDY
Oh, yes. I remember it well...
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We PUSH INTO the white light. It fills our frame, blazing
whiter, whiter...
DISSOLVE TO:
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EXT. KAUFMAN HOUSE - 1957 - DAY
A BLACK AND WHITE image slowly becomes COLOR. Great Neck,
1957. An upper-class Jewish neighborhood. In the street,
crewcut BOYS play t-ball, laughing and shouting. A fat
convertible pulls up to the smallest house, and STANLEY
KAUFMAN, 40, gets out. Still in his suit, hes a well-
meaning slave to his job -- tired, responsible.
Stanley goes over to admire the t-ball game. At bat is his
son MICHAEL, 6, a natural charmer. Michael swings -- crack!
-- and hits a solid single. Stanley smiles.
STANLEY
Thats my boy! Good swingin,
kiddo.
(warm beat; then a
look)
Hey -- Michael... wheres your
brother?
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MICHAEL
Hes inside.
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Instantly -- Stanleys mood turns black. He frowns angrily,
then snatches his briefcase and marches in.
INT. KAUFMAN HOUSE, KITCHEN - 1957 - DAY
Baby CAROL is crying. Mom JANICE, 35, quickly peels
carrots, trying to get dinner made. Stanley marches past.
STANLEY
Is he in his room?
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JANICE
Of course hes in his room.
(aggravated)
All his "friends" are in there.
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Stanley glowers. He huffs upstairs.
INT. KAUFMAN HOUSE, HALLWAY - 1957 - DAY
Stanley hurries up to Andys shut door. We hear little Andy
doing VOICES.
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ANDY (O.S.)
(as WORRIED GIRL)
But professor, why are the monsters
growing so big?
(now as BRITISH
PROFESSOR)
Its something in the jungle water.
I need to crack the secret code.
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Stanley rolls his eyes. He opens the door...
INT. KAUFMAN HOUSE, ANDYS ROOM - 1957 - DAY
...revealing ANDY, 8, performing for the wall. Andy is
happy and enthusiastic... as long as hes acting.
ANDY
(as BRITISH
PROFESSOR)
Maybe I should talk to the natives.
(as dancing NATIVES)
Shoom boom boo ba! Shoom boom boo
ba --
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STANLEY
Andy!
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ANDY
(startled)
Oh!
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The boy suddenly turns off, becoming introverted... awkward.
Frustrated, Stanley stares at his son.
STANLEY
Andy, this has to stop. Our house
isnt a television station. There
is not a camera in that wall.
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Andy glances over at the wall. Hmm.
STANLEY (contd)
(trying to cope)
Son... listen to me. It isnt
healthy. You should be outside,
playing sports.
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ANDY
But Ive got a sports show.
Championship wrestling, at five.
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STANLEY
(he blows his top)
You know thats not what I meant!
Look, Im gonna put my foot down!
No more playing alone. You wanna
perform, you GOTTA have an audience!
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ANDY
(he points at the
wall)
B-but I have them.
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STANLEY
No! That is NOT an audience! That
is PLASTER! An audience is people
made of flesh! They -- live and
breathe! Got it?!
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Andy thinks, considering his options. Then, he nods.
CUT TO:
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INT. KAUFMAN HOUSE, FAMILY ROOM - 1957 - LATER THAT DAY
Baby Carol sits in her crib. Andys hands suddenly YANK her
out.
INT. KAUFMAN HOUSE, ANDYS ROOM - 1957 - DAY
Andy hurries in and plops Carol down on the floor. She
dutifully sits there, deadpan.
Andy returns to the center of the room. He resumes his
show.
ANDY
(as KIDDIE SHOW
HOST)
And now, boys and girls! Its time
for... TV Fun House!
(he makes an
APPLAUSE SOUND)
Hi, everybody! Are you ready for a
singalong? Ill say the animal, and
you make his sound! Okay...? Okay!
(he starts to SING)
"Oh, the cow goes........."
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Carol stares, unblinking. Then --
CAROL
Moo.
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ANDY
(he smiles, pleased)
"And the dog goes......"
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CAROL
WOOF!
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AND
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