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hwpThis product really works.
Not only does it clean
and condition the hair,
it sets the hair as well by getting
deep down into the root system.
Each blade
has been authenticated...
by an actual 13th-century
Japanese warlords direct descendent.
We are talking
a 42-inch razor blade, folks.
I personally have cut myself
numerous times. [ Yells ]
Money is a living,
breathing thing, Geri.
If you disrespect money,
its feelings get hurt...
and it will leave you
just like your two husbands did.
When you are down,
your money is sad.
And when you are strong,
your money is very, very happy.
No fear.
No panic.
Just be myself.
Just be myself.
Im ready.
Im prepared.
The new guys
gonna like me...
- cause Im a skilled
and confident profession--
- [ Knock At Door ]
- Mr Rick, you--
- Thank you.
Appreciate it.
Thank you, honey.
Good, better, best. Never let it rest
until your good is better...
and your better is best.
And then, you know,
when crucial decisions are made...
people get left behind.
Were the future. Listen. It reminds
me of a story in my personal life.
In the early 60s, my father
was in the eyeglass business.
And one day,
my uncle, uh, comes to him...
and he says,
"Leo, we gotta make a change.
The future is in Plexiglas."
My father said, "Plexiglas is crap,
and Im not gonna sell it."
And he didnt, and you know what
happened? The public wanted it.
My uncle got into Plexi,
made a fortune.
My dad, he hurled himself out
the 17th-floor window of his office.
If itd been Plexiglas,
hed still be here. Ill hold.
Hi. Of course, Im kidding.
Im pretty sure my dads still alive.
The point is: Dont be like him.
Dont miss the boat.
Come on.
Sell your product on our channel.
In 6 months, if you still dont
like us, we call it quits--
Of course it makes sense.
I know it is.
- Great. And your stockholders
wont regret it.
- Its bulletproof.
Fire!
[ Screams ]
Ricky, these eye massagers,
what do ya think, huh?
What is that, the white mask of Zorro?
Youre spookin me out.
- Ricky. Ricky. Great.
- Hey, Al!
- Howve you been?
- Good, good, good.
- Look, I wanted to show you these mats.
- Ive seen those. No, thank you.
- These are different. Theyre doormats.
- Ive seen them.
- Theyre made to look like grass.
Got it. Dont want it. Thank you.
- Okay.
Tim George has offered me
a good price over at QVC.
Okay, lemme see, lemme see.
Whats the gimmick? Give me the thing.
- It works for all four seasons.
- Yeah?
This one is summer.
Autumn.
- Spring.
- Look like kids did this.
- Winter. Huh?
- Oh, look at that.
We call it the Four Seasons Pad.
Its educational.
- Educational? Thats not
gonna get me to buy them.
- Tim George wants 100,000.
That gets me to buy em.
Okay, come up with a name
other than the Four Seasons Pad.
That sounds like a sanitary napkin,
or I dont know what.
And call me later,
and well work out the details.
- Can we work out the deal now,
in case later youre in, um--
- [ Man ] Hey, Ricky.
- I know McBainbridge starts today.
- What, its like Im getting fired?
- No, no! I did not--
- Ill give you a chop. Okay. Hey!
Leave some here, and well get
whats-his-name-- the dog from Frasier--
- Eddie. Great.
- Eddie to sell some
on his show tonight. Tonight.
- Great. Thank you. Thank you.
- Call me up. Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Okay. [ Gasps ]
- Ladies! How many
lovely ladies can there be?
- Hey!
Hey! Fresca. Mm!
Hows my favourite foot model?
- Great.
- You look so beautiful.
Let me see that foot.
- What are we selling?
- Mood toe rings.
[ Gasps ] Gimme the shoe. Take the shoe.
Take that. Oh, look at the--
Oh! Oh!
This makes me happy.
Look at the toes.
Like candies, like Red Hots.
So succulent. Excuse me. Hello.
Want to know your emotions?
Maybe some other time.
I know how Im feeling today.
- [ Ladies ] Ooh!
- Wait a minute.
I dont know. Hang on.
Wait. Wait a second.
You cant jump to a conclusion like
that. Let me do this. Let me do this.
[ Clears Throat ]
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Your pulse is a little fast.
Let me guess.
Youre feeling lost and like you could
use some help. Could I pitch in?
Oh, thats funny. I was going
to say the same thing about you.
- What, I look lost?
- No, that you need some help.
Well, like maybe
a little help with your name.
Ive never seen you here before.
Im sure Id remember.
- Youre definitely
not one of the models.
- Oh, thank you.
Thats always nice to hear.
- Oh, no, no.
Of course I meant youre very--
- Late.
My names Ricky, by the way.
Whats your whole name again?
I didnt give it to you.
Mmm! [ Chuckling ]
Lay it on me. What have we got?
- Tell me everything.
- James Brown is doing the show.
Hi, everybody.
Im Clarence Reynolds, here with
the Godfather of Soul, James Brown.
- Welcome to GBSN. Welcome back.
- Ow! I feel good this morning.
- Good to have you with us.
- Its a groove bein back with ya.
- Now, you brought
the Soul Survival System.
- The only way out.
Its like a personal
security system.
Now, how does it work,
just in case, God forbid,
there is a medical emergency?
Okay. If you fall down,
you mash t
