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And now from New York...
with Jerrys guests-
Tony Randall...
Richard Dreyfuss,
Rodney Dangerfield...
Dr. Joyce Brothers,
Lou Brown and the orchestra...
and little ol me-
Ed Herlihy.
And now say hello to Jerry!
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
Whoo!
Thank you. Good evening to you.
You look like a great audience.
Louie, how are you?
Lou Brown, ladies and gentlemen...
and the marvelous
Langford orchestra.
Group. Group.
Um... and, Ed,
how are you tonight?
- Very well.
- Wonderful. Sorry I woke you.
I shall adhere
to your request, sir.
OK. You want Jerrys autograph,
give me the books!
Have him write
something personal!
Give me the books!
OK, OK!
Have him write
something personal.
Half an hour!
Half an hour! Goodbye!
- Come on!
- Ohhh!
Itll bejust on a card.
Thats all Im giving you.
I just dont feel like wasting my
time going in by myself to get it.
- Hiya, Rupert.
- Hello, Rupert.
- Hey, Rupert, whod you get?
- Nobody.
I got Rodney Dangerfield, Richard
Harris. Ill trade them for Barbra.
Alan Alda, Robin Williams.
Ill give you anyone you want.
Sydney, Im really not that
interested. Its not my whole life.
Whats that mean? Thats my
whole life, me and Sydneys?
Thats not my whole life. Thats not
my whole life. Its yours, but not mine.
Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry!
I love you!
Dont-
Dont go, Jerry!
No! No! Jerry!
Jerry!
Would you stop shoving?
- Jerry!
- Would you stop pushing?
Im not going to take-
Jerry! No! No!
Im gonna love you
Like no ones loved you
Come rain or come shine
High as a mountain
Deep as a river
Come rain or come shine
I guess when you met me
Ohh ohh
It was just one of those things
Ohh ohh ohh
Ohh
But dont ever bet me
Ohh
Cause Im gonna be true
Well, if you let me
You gonna love me
Ohh ohh
Like nobodys loved me
Ohh ohh
Come rain or come shine
Ohh
Happy together
Ohh ohh
Unhappy together
Wouldnt it be fine?
Days may be cloudy or sunny
Were in or were out of the money
Yeah
Im with you always
Im with you
Rain
Or shine
Yeah
Rain
Or
Shine
Jerry! Jerry!
Please.
Aah! Wait!
OK! Stand back!
Stand back! Please...
let Mr. Langford get some air!
Just stand back!
Come on, Jerry!
Did you get my message?
Did you get my message?
All right, now...
Jerry! Jerry! Aah!
Hey, Jerry.
- Jerry!
- Aah! Aah!
Come on, people!
Jerry, Im sorry.
I dont mean to disturb you.
- I just want a minute to ask your advice.
- Not now.
If we could just drive away...
You could drop me
off anywhere.
We could talk
while were driving.
I dont do this.
I dont mean to be rude...
but I did put myself
on the line for you.
Drive, Harvey.
Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
I love you, Jerry!
I love you!
Here.
Thanks.
- Is that your initials?
- Yeah.
I just want to tell you.
My names Rupert Pupkin.
I know the name
means nothing to you...
but it means an awful
lot to me, and...
- believe-
- Calm down. Take your time.
Im a little nervous.
You mightve wondered who I am.
Ive been outside your show
many, many times.
Im in communications
right now...
but the point
Im trying to make is...
by nature,
Im a comedian, you know?
I know what youre going to say.
"Oh, not another one!"
But believe me,
Im very good. Im dynamite.
I wouldnt take
one minute of your time...
if I wasnt absolutely convinced
that Im dynamite.
Youre wondering,
"If hes so good...
why hasnt he caught
my act somewhere?" Right?
Good question.
Ill tell you why. You know why?
Up to now, Ive been biding
my time slowly and carefully...
so that when my big break
finally came...
like the nightJack Parr got sick?
Your big break?
That night convinced me
that I wanted to be a comedian.
I walked out of that show
like I was in a dream.
After that,
I started catching...
all your guest appearances
on Sullivan.
I studied everything
you ever did...
the way you built to your
one-liners, nice and relaxed...
how you deliver jokes without
leaning too much on them...
how you didnt say, "Hey, folks,
heres the punch line!"
You know, Jerry?
You know what Im talking about?
You dont say,
"Folks, heres the punch line!"
You just do the punch line.
Exactly. Thats what
I loved about what you did.
What Im trying to say is,
now Im ready.
Im ready, and-
I finished the course.
And Im thinking
as Im sitting here now...
"Maybe this is my big break,
my big chance."
Know what I mean?
What do you think?
- Look, whats your name?
- My names Rupert Pupkin.
All right. Look, pal, got to tell
you, this is a crazy business...
but its not unlike any other
business. There are ground rules.
Yeah.
And you dont just walk onto a
network show without experience.
Now, I know its
an old hackneyed expression...
but its the truth-
youve got to start at the bottom.
- Im at the bottom.
- Thats a perfect place to start.
I know, but Im not-
theres got to be...
It looks so simple
to the viewer at home...
those things that come
so easily that are so relaxed...
and look like its a matter
of just taking another breath.
It takes years
and years and years...
of honing that and working it.
I dont mean to interrupt you...
but theres a little problem.
Im years old.
That