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hwp When I first came to Los Angeles,
it looked like just this mass of dots.
All jumbled and disconnected.
It was pretty disorienting.
What the fuck are you doing? Im straight.
That is so how all guys say that
No, Im serious, dude.
Oh really? Its too bad. Cos Im amazing.
I dont like to brag, but I can suck the engine block
to the tail pipe of the 58 Chevy.
Really?
Yeah, talking bout the big ones with the 380s.
Oh. So you know cars, yeah?
And beer.
See, unlike with women, you can crack one open right after..
Hell! You can have one during.
Itll just be a little fun between buddies, you know.
And youll never have to call me.
Till youre up for another round, that is.
Youre not worried about Elizabeth coming in?
Elizabeth? My roommate is Julie.
Im here for a date with Elizabeth.
Elizabeth is D, as in down the walk.
This is B. As in Blowjob.
Youre not StraightCurious from AOL?
No.
Not again.
Oh, shut up! Youre so lying to me.
A-a! Check the journal! Look.
September th. Oh my God! That is so funny!
So maybe you should write a song about that.
I cant believe youve almost done with your demo
and you havent written a song about your best friend.
Yeah, I cant believe that the tree falls in the forest
it wouldnt have something to do with you.
Hey, J. Martinis, vodka or gin?
Gin, and you, you can tell that friend of yours to go fuck himself.
You know, I only have one friend who can actually do that,
and I doubt youve met.
I mean the base player. We were just
supposed to lay down some tracks
but the second song it
was like my bra had grown hands.
Excuse me, wannabees, order up.
One callback, shes Margo Channing
Second callback, thank you. Second lead in the feature.
Im so getting this. Soon, I can kiss you losers goodbye
and finally justify moving to this miserable fucking town.
You ever read for Barry Wolf?
Hey, why are we skipping on the fries? Come on, load me up.
Barry Wolf read me once for this commercial,
he was licking me with his eye the whole time.
They dont call him the Wolf who cried Boy for nothing.
You know, he wouldnt even see me for that
crappy TV Wacky Gay Neighbour thing?
Whats that about? Im gay, Im wacky
Maybe youre not neighbourly.
Fuck you. Im Donna Reed on a stick
Excuse me, darlings. I hate to interrupt this important
discussion between all you big stars...
Ill settle for medium star.
Point well taken.
In the meantime, I hear that Disneys opening a Fantasia
restaurant where the plates fly themselves to the tables.
Until then, what to do. Hot stuff, coming through.
Yes!
Hi guys.
You take one of my tracks and give
the karaoke at Funny Boys. Julie!
Also two-for-one margaritas?
Ill be there.
Enjoy your meal.
Quit gawking, we dont have all day.
Au, fuck. Yeah, fuck you too.
Mum? Julie. Where the hell are you?
Im here. Isnt this where you called
me, where did we end up last night?
I dont know, but I woke up without
my bra. Thats never a good sign.
I wouldnt worry about it.
So, why are you calling me and not just tiptoeing
across the hall with sympathy and Excedrin?
I tried that, I thought youd gone. Spin class is starting.
Oh fuck.
Hey, hold up a minute.
Weve met. Um, no, Im brand new here.
Hey, Green, lets get it moving along huh.
Gotta go.
All unpacked...final bell, Harmon is down.
Hey Gilford why dont you come
over here and give me a back rub?
Wrong tree. Barking. Think Im
rubbing your pimply back, you homo.
David? Come on, Green, help a guy,
allright? Have stuff to put away.
Come on, Gil, just like ten
minutes. You know Id give you one.
Youre on. No, I asked you first. Nope.
That hurts!
Prepare to die, dude.
Hey.
Hi!
You remember me, from across the way?
Yeah. Harmon!
I brought you guys a Welcome
to the complex sixer.
Uh, thanks, but we dont drink.
What kind of frat boys are you?
Who called up
Deliver-A-Fag?
Geez, Ryder a little louder and hell probably hear you.
I dont care
You see those
flippin shorts he was wearing?
Just check that.
OK, three of these
There was the most adorable man,
Daniel, here this evening.
I thought I might introduce you. Really?
Blue shirt, end of the bar?
Actually yes. Daniel. Weve met.
August, rd... yup.
Oh, not so good, not so good.
Andrew, can I have a glass of that Merlot there?
Sure thing. And Ben called for you, Miss M.
Well, I suppose if he calls this late in the week,
I can call him this late in the evening, right? -Absolutely. -Cheers.
Oh oh, you guys wanna hear something
freaky? Remember those four people
that moved into Elizabeths old
apartment? Guess what they do.
Quadruplet porn stars. This town? Hardly
freaky. Theyre rodeo clowns.
No, listen, its even weirder than that.
They are Mormon missionaries, swear to God.
Oh. Although rodeo clowns
wouldve been kinda cool.
They mustve loved your aberrant
lifestyle. I dated a Mormon guy once.
His family put him through shock
therapy. We have sex, he was a wild man.
Then he wanna throw
himself out the window.
So, you live on the first floor.
Yes, but its hell on my azaleas
Now, wouldnt it be funny if you con
