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hwp Well, look what rolled in.
You know, at first, I thought you was old-ass Raisinet riding on a skateboard.
Id like to come over there and choke the life out of you right in front of Jesus.
Sweet Lord, give me strength. Dont make me have to whup nobodys head in church.
Ignore him, Lord. Ignore all his prayers.
He aint nothing, never did nothing. Give him a stroke or something.
Do you, Sherman Klump ?
Yes, I do.
Indeed, I do.
~ Oh, happy day, happy day Oh, happy day, happy day ~ ~ Oh, yeah, happy day ~~
Happy day, happy day. Happy day, my ass.
Oh, he lookhandsome.
Oh, my babys finally getting married. Never thought Id live to see the day. Finally.
Oh, here she comes, here she comes.
Im gonna cry. I promised myself Im wasnt gonna cry. Now Im gonna cry.
Yeah, all right. Dynamite.
You may be seated.
Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God.
l always knew hed find the right girl. Always knew.
You see the Indian in her cheekbones ? Ooh ! Sherman, Sherman. Sherman.
Sherman, Sherman, Sherman. Sherman ! Oh, Lord.
Shh, my babys so stupid.
Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today...
to join these two people in holy matrimony.
- Praise the Lord. - The eminent scientist, Professor Sherman Klump...
- Mm-hmm. - and his longtime sweetheart,
Denise Gaines. [ Sighing ] Oh, Sherman.
lf anyone has any reason why these two shouldnot be wed, let him speaknow...
or forever hold his penis.
- Oh, Sherman.
Thats it, son. Show em what the Klumps are made of !
- Sherman, put that away. - Sherman, calm down, baby. Save it for the honeymoon.
- Surprise ! - [ All Screaming ]
- [ Cackling ] - Hey, Sherman, calm down, boy. Whats wrong with you ?
- This is some scar shit. - Yeah, like The Outer Limits.
No, dont hurt yourself, baby. You are coming with Buddy.
- No ! No ! - See you later, chunky butt ! [ Cackling ]
No !
And then I wake up in a cold sweat.
How often do you have this dream ? More and more lately.
You seem to be very fond of this girl, Denise.
My God, she is so special to me.
But hows she gonna love me when I got Buddy Love inside me ? I wanna be perfect for her.
Perfect ? No one is perfect, Sherman.
You need to understand that Buddy Love is a representation...
of the uninhibited, hedonistic id.
- He is not a real person. - Buddy Love is real !
Well, he was real, and he does take control of me sometimes.
You will never learn to control him... Sherman !
until you accept the fact that he is apart of you.
Yeah, and the best part too ! And Ill tell you something else, punk !
All these diplomas on this wall dont make up for the fact...
that you got a little Vienna sausage in your drawers.
- Is that why they call you a shrink ? - Shut up, fat a--
- Sorry.
Yeah, yes. Session got a little outta-- outta control.
You see, we all have a little Buddy Love inside us.
Yeah. But we cant let him rule our lives.
Youre in charge, Sherman. Can you say that for me ?
Im in charge. Cant hear you.
- Im in charge. - Cant hear you !
Im in charge ! Sorry about that. [ Glass Shattering ]
Yeah. Klump in charge ! Im in charge !
Hes right. I am in charge.
Klump in charge. Yes, indeed.
Good afternoon, ladies. Yeah.
Hey, Professor Klump. Hows it going ? Fantastic. How about yourself?
Yeah. Klump in charge.
Afternoon. Good day. Hi.
How you doing ?
- Beautiful day, isnt it, Professor ? - Bite me, old hag. Oh !
- What ? - Uh, uh, I said, he likes me. Look at him wag.
Hey, little fella. See that little tail wagging ?
Have a good day. Im in charge. My goodness.
Kinda hot today, huh, Professor ? You have no idea how hot it is.
- Hot ! Nice and hot ! - Oh, Professor ! I loved your lecture the other day.
Oh, thankyou. Thankyou so much.
Youre the man. Youre the man. Im in control.
Yeah, keep tellin yoursel fthat, bubble butt !
It is theoretically possible to isolate the elements...
of an individuals genetic makeup and separate them.
Now someday, we may be able to locate an unhealthy risk factor in our DNA and remove it.
Excuse me. Beg your pardon.
lm sorry. Excuse me.
Whether this is advisable is another question entirely.
Oh, my eye ! Oh, Professor Klump.
Oh ! Professor Gaines, how are you ?
I was hoping I might be able to sit in on your lecture.
Im sure we can accommodate you since you were so quiet coming in.
Well, its very hard to be quiet...
when youre lecturing on genomic extractions.
I think its ver exciting. Oh, lagree completely.
Something about the way the nucleotides cohere with the target sequence.
Yeah. I always say, ifyou cant be with the nucleotide that you love,
cohere with the one youre with.
- Yeah. - Uh, anyway as I was--
Uh, l want those lab reports on my desk.
No excuses. Ill see you next time.
Professor Gaines.
Oh, Professor Klump. Yeah.
Um, yes, I was, um-- I was wondering if you had a--
- Dean Richmond, we were-- -Just having... a little chat.
Dont be bashful, ProfessorGaines.
Pound-for-pound, this big lugs the greatest scientist on the planet.
And lets be honest, pound-for-pound, he is aplanet. Thats said with love.
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