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hwp Christmas
Christmas
Christmas
Well, its Christmastime,
pretty baby
And the snow
is falling on the ground
Christmas
Christmas
Got no sleigh with reindeer
No sack on my back
Youre gonna see me coming
In a big, black Cadillac
Oh, its Christmastime,
pretty baby
And the snow
is falling on the ground
Mrs Claus is hot!
Well, youve been
a real good lover...
My name is Samantha Caine.
At least, I think it is.
You might not believe it
to look at me,
but I was born only years ago
on a beach in New Jersey.
I entered the world fully grown,
wearing clothes
I dont remember buying.
In the back pocket a single
key, filed blank and faceless.
A fitting metaphor,
but no help whatsoever. None.
Sometimes I stand naked
in the mirror,
try to guess my age.
maybe?
I have lots of scars.
They call my condition
focal retrograde amnesia.
Its no picnic, but Ive
learned to live with it.
Ive got a job I love,
been seeing someone
nice guy,
good sense of humour.
Oh, mad dogs. Mad dogs.
Hal, I got to tell you.
Of all the Christmas pageants
Ive ever seen,
this was by far the most recent.
For Gods sakes, Sam,
Ive got teenage girls
playing the Three Wise Men.
What did you expect?
Teenage boys?
I thought they did fine.
It was the first nativity
where Joseph stares
at the wise mens tits
all night.
Her name is Caitlin,
and when I woke up
on that long-ago day,
I was months pregnant
with her.
I dont know who her father is.
I may never.
I just know shes mine.
His name is Mr Perkins.
My mom named him for me.
Caitlin!
Come help in the kitchen!
Thats her.
Thats who?
Her mom. Shes got amnesia.
Swear?
Swear.
Too weird.
Hello, girls.
Caitlin, come help me
in the kitchen.
Hurry up, because
I forget where it is.
More sugar!
Have a Christmas party night
A mistletoe song
for you to sing
With a couple trills
to start
Raymond!
If I catch you smoking again,
theyll never find the body.
Do you understand?
Have a cookie.
Attention, attention,
sil vous plat.
As the year draws to a close,
I would like to share with you
just a few things
about myself,
things of which
I am especially proud.
First, Im proud to say
that I dont smoke,
I dont drink,
and I dont swear.
Oh, shit, I do smoke and drink.
Hal!
Block your ears.
Our dear friends,
may the best of your past
be the worst of your future.
Ill drink to that.
Take a bow, my dear.
Take a bow.
We got the mistletoe.
Oh, sweetie.
Eight years...
Except for my name,
all traces are lost.
I used to hire
expensive detectives.
Now Im down to the cheap ones.
Doesnt seem to matter.
The woman I was, the one
I used to be, shes gone.
Ive kissed her goodnight.
Police!
Dont move!
What the hell is this?
Dont give me attitude, sir.
See, youre assuming
I wont shoot your sorry ass,
and everyone knows,
when you make an assumption,
you make an ass
out of "u" and "mption".
Now, Im Sergeant Madigan,
Vice,
and if you do cop a tude,
jerk-off,
I wilI see to it
you spend the next years
in prison getting ass-fucked.
If the case is thrown out cause
my arrest was too violent,
I will personally hire men to
ass-fuck you for years.
So if youre
an ass-fucking fan,
you go ahead and mouth off.
Meanwhile, youre under arrest
for the crime of prostitution.
Officer Donlevy,
read him his rights.
What?
His rights.
You have the remight... you have
the right to remain silent.
And... anything
you say and do
will be held
against you...
Hey, you got to listen
to me, man. I got a wife.
Ive never...
This is the first time
Ive ever done this,
I swear to God.
Sir. Sir! Listen to me.
I can see from your choice here
youre not a wealthy man.
Now, in light of the damage
this arrest could do to you,
I think we might be able to make
some kind of arrangement.
Oh, God!
Got to stop using bums.
Forget that.
They looked like cops.
We pulled it off, didnt we?
It was embarrassing.
You want me to hire
actors, for chrissake?
These guys are cheap.
They work for food.
When they puke all over you,
is that like a refund?
Oh, oh, Trin,
Im pissing myself here
youre so funny.
Whats this?
I got movement
on Samantha Caine.
Youre kidding.
Nope. I may have
a lead on someone
who rented the amnesia chick
an apartment back in .
They stilI have
some of her stuff.
Get out of here!
Whered that come from?
Lucky break. Old lady just died,
and one of her asshole grandkids
found a credit card
in a shoe box
with the name
Samantha Caine on it.
Tried to use it at Nordstroms.
OK, heres what we do.
You get on the phone
to amnesia chick.
Tell her we need more cash.
Oh, the weather outside
is frightful...
Hey, that was
a really swell party.
Thanks again for the ride.
You and Hal, youve been
together now, what?
A couple of years?
How often do you two, uh...
Stick our fingers inside our
hands and pull them out again?
Every chance we get.
Earl, do me a favour. Every few
words, have some bubbles
come out of your mouth
