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Meet Wally Sparks Script
[Static]
Senator Bob Dole says...
trash TV is the beachhead
of controversy...
infinity backs
shock jock Howard Stern...
get this garbage
off the air...
declined to comment on
the TV censorship issue...
continues his attack
on TV talk shows...
Howard Stern...
take the trash out
of talk television...
demeaning, exploitative,
perverted, divisive...
What a great audience.
Welcome to the Show.
I have a very unusual guest today.
Cowboy Phil and his pig...
Wild, weird, and wacky...
He insisted that he
come dressed in drag.
Why?
As a woman, I am fierce!
I dont believe this!
Were discussing the problem
of nudity on television.
They just got back from Las Vegas,
and they lost their shirt.
They lost their shirt.
Make them happy.
What is going on?
OK, ladies and gentlemen,
the talk show host you love to hate...
Wally Sparks!
Meet... Wally... Sparks!
[Cheering]
[Chanting]
Wally! Wally! Wally!
Hey, what a crowd!
What a crowd!
I tell you, Im all right now,
but this morning I was
in rough shape, you know?
Yeah, this morning I did
my pushups in the nude.
I didnt see the mousetrap.
Today I saved a girl
from being attacked.
I changed my mind.
Honey, if you are just joining
this show, sit down!
Right now, folks, were
going to start our show
with a segment called
"Its hard to believe."
Or as my ex-wife used to say,
"I cant believe its hard."
What the hell does he think
hes doing out there?
Come on, girl, hold still.
One more complaint from the F.C.C.,
and hes history.
I mean, she was a wild girl...
a very wild girl!
Audience:
How wild, Wally?
When she made me French toast,
her tongue got caught
in the toaster!
[Laughter]
I mean, a wild girl!
In fact, when I met her,
she was doing pushups
in her cucumber garden.
Hey, at least this isnt
The Wally Sparks Show.
Id like to have all the girls
Wally turned down.
Yeah? Id like to have all
the girls you turned over.
Ha ha ha!
Oh!
Our guests today all live far
beyond the borders of normalcy.
Everybody,
Id like you to meet...
the man who has fallen in love
with the family dog...
Harry Karp and Queenie.
No wonder all the critics are saying
talk shows are going to the dogs.
How did all this happen?
Last week he bought her this.
A collar with -carat diamonds.
In all the years
that we were married,
he never bought me
anything like that!
Well, honey, maybe youre
not doing the right tricks.
What am I supposed to do,
sit up and beg?
Its better than rolling
over and playing dead
for the past years.
Oh, youre impossible!
And hes says
youre being a dog, too.
How long do you think
that a relationship
like this will last?
In dog years?
Calmly and without swearing...
I hope that little bitch
gives you rabies!
I told you never to call her that!
Please, folks, settle down!
Aah!
Please!
Everybody calm down!
No fighting!
[Arf]
Get her off me!
Get a dog-catcher!
Get the security guys.
[Shouting]
Not another fight!
Ha ha ha!
Jeez, Wally!
Wally Sparks?
Ill tell you what I think
about Wally Sparks!
Wally Sparks,
Wally Sparks...
What do I think about Wally Sparks?
Wally Sparks is a pain in the ass.
Wally Sparks is still on TV?
Hes still alive?
I thought those were just reruns.
Siskel and Ebert caught my show.
They gave me one finger up.
Hes a Has-Been! Hes a Never-Was!
Hes a Wannabe!
He doesnt behave properly.
Obnoxious, overbearing idiot.
The only trouble is,
Im sitting on top of the world,
and I got hemorrhoids.
I like him, though, actually.
Ive seen him in a bathrobe,
though.
Wally Sparks is an idiot...
and hes a lousy lay, too.
I think men like that
should be locked up.
Dont go away...
Well be right... back.
Stay tuned...
when we come back...
were gonna teach you married men
how to look at another womans ass
without your wife noticing it, OK?
When we come back!
[Applause]
You know, folks, lately,
were getting a lot of flak
from some of our conservative
affiliates down South,
especially in Atlanta.
In fact, Governor Floyd Preston
of Georgia
recently sent me a letter
telling me what he thinks of the show.
Heres the letter.
Governor Preston says,
"As a devoted family man,"
he feels that The Wally Sparks Show
"defies conventional family morals."
He says Im not dignified
and "not suitable for public consumption."
Well, Governor Preston,
let me tell you this.
Ive been consumed
by the public many times,
and once in a while,
even engulfed by some.
And you talk about family dignity?
Well, Governor, I looked up
your family tree,
and dogs were using it.
Governor Prestons familys
always been mixed up.
Why, in the Civil War,
his great-grandfather,
he fought for the West.
I hate that man.
Now, Governor, dont you worry.
I seriously doubt if
any of your supporters
watch that trash,
and Im quite sure
it will not affect the vote.
Damn! Harvey, I didnt write
that letter to get votes.
I wrote it because as
a concerned father and husband,
I do not want my family
or my state or my country
affected by that
media hog Wally Sparks!
I--I understand that, sir.
[Telephone rings]
Im simply saying--
Hell! If I