분야
hwp [Bridget] Another year,
a brand new diary.
Once again l was summoned,
kicking and screaming,
to my mothers turkey curry buffet,
where lve had some of the most
shaming experiences of my life.
- [doorbell]
- Hello, darling.
- Lovely to see you.
- [Magic Moments plays]
lt was, as usual, crammed full
with some of the most dangerous perverts
in the UK,
disguised as close, personal friends
of my parents.
- Hello, Bridget.
- Hello, Una.
- Oh, no, thanks.
- Love the jumper.
- l prefer whats underneath it.
- Uncle Geoffrey!
- Hello, gorgeous.
- Hello.
- Hello, darling.
- Hello, Dad. Hows it going?
l wish l was dead.
[Bridget] But this year,
there was one crucial difference.
- Nice jumper.
- My mothers taste never falters.
Never.
[birdsong]
[Bridget hums along with song]
You always wonder how its going
to work out at the end of the story.
Maria and Captain Von Trapp,
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,
Mark Darcy and Bridget Jones.
lve found my happy ending at last.
And nothing in the world can spoil it.
Well, almost nothing.
[man] Bridget Jones,
what the fuck are you doing?
- l, l cant see anywhere soft to land.
- How about on your arse?
Bridget, unless you want to get sacked
at feet,
you will be on your way
in exactly three seconds.
Three, two, one... cue Bridget.
Skydiving.:
a dangerous bane to the countryside
and emergency services,
or a safe and exhilarating hobby?
Well... lets see, shall we?
Go. Jump.
- For Christs sakes, go!
- [screams]
[shrill scream]
- Shes out. Unit Two, you got her?
- [man] We see her.
- Bridget, open the chute.
- [Bridget screams]
- Open it.
- [Bridget screams]
Open your fucking parachute!
[director]
Pull the thingy or you will diel
[screams]
