영문 Eddie Murphy Delirious 델리 리어스 영화 대사

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Eddie Murphy: Delirious Script
Ladies and gentlemen !
Eddie Murphy!
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Two times, far two times.
Before I even get started how about
a big round of applause for the Bus Boys.
Theres some rules, I got some rules when I show
down and I do my standup, I got rules and shit.
Faggots arent allowed to look
at my ass while Im on stage !
Thats why I keep moving while Im up here.
You dont know where the faggot section is,
you gotta keep movin.
So if they do see it, quick, you switch,
they dont get no long stares at your shit...
...so that their imagination is flowing about my...
I know when youre looking,
cos my ass starts to get hot.
Im afraid of gay people. Petrified.
I have nightmares about gay people.
I have this nightmare that I go to Hollywood
and find out that Mr. T is a faggot.
Really, and hed be walking up to people going:
"Hey, boy ! Hey, boy !"
"You look mighty cute in them jeans !"
"Now come on over here,
and fuck me up the ass !"
"Im gonna bend over now !"
"Hey, boy, slow down ! Youre gonna miss
the round, and come too fast !"
"You make me get get mad I clench up
my buttcheeks and rip your dick of !"
You know who would be a funny faggot?
Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton!
Ralph Kramden leaning out the window and:
"Norton! Come on down, I wanna show you somethin!"
"Ralphie-boy, whaddaya say there pal of mine ?"
"You know Norton, Ive been watching you.
And I know youve been watching me.
You watch me! I know!"
"So, Ralph, what are you gettin at?"
"Norton, my friend!
How would you like to fuck me up the ass?"
"I know you wanna fuck me, Norton!"
"And you know that I know that you know
that I know that you wanna fuck me!"
"Now Im gonna bend over,
and when I do, start fuckin!"
"Here I go !"
"Way to go there, Ralphie-boy!"
I kid the homosexuals a lot,
cos theyre homosexuals.
I fuck with everybody. I dont give a fuck if theyre...
Just like Im... I dont mean anything by it.
You can hang out with a gay person.
Them guys dont feel, you know, alienated,
like, gay people, cos theyre gay.
You can play tennis with a gay person.
Really !
Just after the game you say:
"Im gonna get a beer, whats you gonna do ?"
"I think Im gonna suck some guys dick."
"Well, Ill see you later!"
"You go suck that dick, Im gonna have the beer."
Ladies are hip to it too.
Ladies be hanging out with gay people.
Ladies say:
"Gay men are the best friends I have !"
"cos they dont want anything from you, you
dont want anything from them, you just hang out,
you can be with them and get fun and just talk to
them and all that bullshit, maybe hanging out with them.
You know whats really scary about it?
That new AIDS shit.
AIDS is scary cos it kills motherfuckers, AIDS!
That aint like the good ol days
when venereal disease was simple.
In the good old days, you got gonorhea,
you dick hurt, go get a shot, cleared right up.
Then they came out with herpes,
you keep that shit forever like luggage.
And now they got AIDS,
that just kills motherfuckers.
I say whats next, I guess you just
put your dick in it and explodes !
And the girl would be on the bed:
"Maybe I should see a doctor about it..."
Kills people ! It petrifies me cos
girls be hanging out with them.
One night they could be in the club having
fun with their gayfriend, give them a little kiss.
And go home with AIDS on their lips !
And then when her husband, like five years later.
"AIDS?! But Im not homosexual!"
"Sure youre not homosexual..."
All the diseases scare me cos Im like these...
these are fuck years for me, like Im...
Im in my sexual prime, this, I fuck now !
These are the years to fuck !
This is when you do your best fucking.
And you just start to learn your body
and getting it on your shoulders on to fuck...
Like year olds, let me hear you
all in the audience !
See yall dont know how to fuck yet, see.
You get . You start movin all this shit.
Makin faces, ever made them fuck faces
its a cool motherfucking thing.
You dont do that when youre . Theres just
expression cos you be surprised you fuckin.
Plus you dont have
no dick control when youre !
Ever been sitting around when you was young man,
just sitting in class, your dick gets hard for nothing ?
You be just sitting there and your
dicks here: "Whats going on out there?"
Thats when the teacher say: "Mr Murphy,
would you come over by the board?"
"No, thats allright.
Ill take the zero."
Really, no dick control at all.
Its even hard to find the pussy when youre .
Ever had that guys? Youd be
searching for the pussy down there.
And your dick be sliding down and shit,
and the girl be going: "Thats not it..."
"Is there any problem ?"
"No, aint no problem, baby."
"You got a shoe horn or some shit like that?"
And this is the business to be in if you want some pussy.
Thats why I got in show bussiness, for pussy.
I figured, if Jimmy Walker can fuck,
Im fucking everybody.
And its like that too.
When you do TV-shows, women would be
throwing pussy at me on the street like frisbee.
"Ed !"
"Thank you ! Appreciate that !"
Too m
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