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hwpGardner, hes coming.
Okay.
Almost, darling.
But not quite.
-Hes coming. Hes coming.
-More ice! More ice!
-Okay. Hes coming.
-Oh, okay.
Hey, Phil.
ls this the appropriate
wedding color, son? Black?
lts perfect.
Well, l guess when a Groover marries,
the world mourns.
Hey!
Line up. Hey, hey! Line up, okay?
All right, all right.
Turn the music down.
Turn the music down. Come on.
Oh, God. Come on.
Are you ready? Okay, here they come.
Three, two, one.
Surprise!
Mom. Dad.
Hi, folks!
-Son.
-We didnt mean to surprise you.
We thought wed see
where youve been living...
-...for the past four years.
-lm glad you did.
You remember Dorman.
My roommate Dorman?
Yes, arent you the young man
studying to be a--?
A minister.
Minister, thats what l thought.
And this is Lester Griffin,
the fifth Groover.
He just graduated
summa cum laude in accounting.
Congratulations, Lester.
Well, l.... l guess well see you
after boot camp...
-...lieutenant.
-Yes, sir.
Well, well see you, son.
-Bye, Mom.
-See you.
Bye, Dad.
-Gardner!
-What?
-Good. l hate that part.
-That was my parents.
So theyre from New Jersey, Phil.
Theyve seen butts before.
There he is!
Sneaking in the back door!
Whos getting married, boy?
Getting married.
Where have you been? l promised Debbie
ld have you in Dallas tomorrow night.
You havent packed. Youre not dressed.
Speech!
Speech!
Quiet. Quiet.
The weddings off.
Shut up! Damn it.
Deb and l aint getting married.
lm calling it off.
Waggener, thats great!
Oh, son, when did you come
to your senses?
When l got this.
lve been drafted, Gardner.
Congratulations.
Were saved.
The Groovers are saved!
Hey. This has his orders on it.
We got another one, colonel.
Mine says the same thing,
except here...
...where it goes, A review
of your -S student deferred status...
...indicates three years without
achieving academic advancement.
Therefore, you are hereby ordered
for induction.
This mean l get my fondue set back?
You dog!
Yeah! Yeah!
Philip! Philip!
Philip, give me your keys.
Were going somewhere.
-Whos going?
-Were going. Us.
The Groovers. Now.
What about your car?
Youre drinking it. Come on. Dorman.
-All right!
-Dorman, get Lester.
You sold your car to throw a party?
But you didnt even graduate.
-What is this?
-A farewell fandango for the Groovers!
Turn out the lights when you leave.
lnnocent critters squashed
on the highway of life!
Tough it out, son. Tough it out.
Well, now, what do you
boys want for breakfast?
Barbecue?
Okay, chili.
Drafted...
...graduated...
...disengaged.
Guess yall know what this means,
dont you?
We got to dig up Dom.
Open up, Philip.
Youre not taking my car to Mexico.
Well, Doms not in Mexico, son.
Hes on the border.
l know where he is.
Do you mean to tell me that youd let Dom
stay buried out there for a century...
...as a damn fossil
for some post-historic nerd to find?
No. l mean to tell you that were not
driving miles in my car...
-...to go down there and dig him up.
-But you swore, son. We all did.
Took a holy Groover oath.
Come one, Phil, were dog meat.
This could be our last chance.
Hes right, Philip. Were facing combat
and questionable life spans.
lts not like were going after some
nameless piece of trash alongside the road.
No, sir. Were going after Dom, Philip.
A dear bud we laid to rest
the very night the Groovers were born...
...is all lm talking about.
Bonds and beers and the five of us, Philip.
Driving down that long, lonesome highway.
lm talking about us reliving
the greatest chapter in Groover history.
Dont that mean something to you?
Look, we had our fling,
and it was fun, okay?
But we gotta get to Dallas
by tomorrow night for his wedding.
Read my lips, Philip, okay?
Hes not getting married.
He didnt back out yet.
Did you?
Whatd she say?
Nothing. She wasnt home.
What?
She was at a kitchen shower,
so l told her dad.
You called off your wedding
after talking to her dad?
Well, now that we got that out of the way,
can we get going?
-Gardner, we gotta help him.
-Philip...
...lm just as concerned about this
as you are.
l mean, l spent $ for this tux.
But its done, son.
lt wasnt meant to be.
And Dom is waiting.
Over, rover!
Come on! Watch out!
We have to report
to boot camp on Monday night.
-Well be back tomorrow night.
-We were gone a week the first time.
Flukes, Philip. Groovers got to expect
that kind of stuff every once in a while.
Hey! How about margaritas
at Chata Ortegas?
We can see the donkey lady.
We could get diseases.
l swear, Philip, l dont know
why we bring you along sometimes.
My car, my money.
Next time we stop,
maybe l can get out and call Deb.
Just to sort of tell her in person.
Shes been told, Waggener.
Just let it ride, son.
Give it a few weeks.
Then write her.
You ever have any regrets?
About what?
Certain women.
l never been serious about a woman
in my life, son.
You know that.
Thats dirt, son.
Theres no highway through here.
Dotted line means dirt.
l thought it meant shortcut.
Do you know what E means?
Do you know what E means?
lt means empty, douche bag.
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