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hwp- Hi.
- Hi.
Hi. Can I sit here?
Where Were you?
Its so hot in here.
Please be seated.
Dearly beloved...
Richard, on the other side,
tWo roWs back, next to the hat.
- Where?
- Dont look in an obvious Way, OK?
A friend of Karen and Tom Will noW
read from the Letter to the Corinthians.
Thats Mark Forman.
He Writes a column in Washington.
Is he single?
Hes famous for it.
Very single.
"Love is long-suffering and kind.
"Love does not envy. Love does not
make a vain display of itself
"and does not boast.
Does not behave itself unseemly.
"Bears all things, believes all things,
"hopes all things, endures all things.
"Love never fails.
"And noW abide faith, hope, love.
"These three,
but the greatest of these...
"...is love."
TWo White Wines, please.
Thank you.
Im Mark Forman.
Rachel Samstat.
I saW you on Meet the Press.
I read your article about ice cream.
I have to tell you, I disagree
With you about Hgen-Dazs
Rum Raisin.
What can I say?
- You Were so vicious about it.
- Im a vicious person.
Thats What I hear.
Next time you have one of those food
contests doWn at the magazine,
Id like to be a judge. I really Would.
Ill come up from Washington for it.
MeanWhile...
...hoW Would you like to go
someplace and have a drink?
I have to go tell someone
that Im leaving.
- You here With a date?
- No. My friend. An editor.
Excuse me.
Hi.
Sorry.
Here.
Im gonna go have a drink With him.
Fine.
My Wifes name Was Kimberley.
One of the very first Kimberleys.
My husband had hamsters.
- Me too.
- Not as a groWnup you didnt.
He had hamsters
named Arnold and Shirley.
And he Was alWays Whipping up little
salads for them in the Slice-O-Matic
and buying them
extremely small sWeaters
at a pet boutique in Rego Park.
Also, there Was a certain amount
of talking in squeaky voices.
Both of you?
Well, he Was Arnold...
...and I Was Shirley.
My sister alWays used to
try to get me to have one.
A nose job.
I love your nose.
Well, it goes With my face.
I alWays say that, but it isnt true.
You say you love her.
You can remember her love for you.
What happened so far?
She Was decapitated
in a dreadful automobile accident.
But fortunately, that Was the exact
problem that her boyfriend
Was Working on
back at the laboratory.
So he carried the head back
in a toWel that he had in the car.
And she Wakes up on a tray and says:
"Where am I?
"Oh, no, dont tell me.
"Ive been in an aWful accident
and lost my arms and legs."
And he says:
"Worse than that, Im afraid."
This is great.
So you just go in the kitchen
at in the morning...
- Oh, sure.
- And you come back out With this.
This is the best spaghetti carbonara
Ive ever had.
Youre making fun of me.
You probably think its very bourgeois
to cook for somebody on the first date.
You probably think
I do this for everybody.
Rachel, I love this.
When Were married,
I Want this once a Week.
Im never getting married again.
I dont believe in marriage.
Neither do I.
Does your sister behave like this
at all her Weddings?
- Shes never done this before.
- No?
Let me go see.
Thank you. Hi.
Hi. Hi.
- Get her already.
- I Will, Daddy.
Rachel, everybodys Waiting.
I dont knoW What to tell them.
I dont knoW, Eleanor. I dont knoW.
Mom and Dad Were a disaster.
Charlie and I Were a disaster.
Everybody...
Except for you tWo.
HoW long have you and Harvey
been married?
- TWelve years.
- And its a Wonderful marriage, isnt it?
Its OK.
- The secret is Waxed paper.
- Waxed paper?
You butter the Waxed paper
on both sides.
Then add the chicken just as you
Would a normal casserole.
- Filleted, of course?
- Of course. And not a trace of skin.
Oh, no, never, never.
Fifty percent of all marriages
end in divorce.
Not second marriages.
Forty percent of all second
marriages end in divorce.
You cant even get a decent bagel
in Washington, D.C.
Ill send them to you
Federal Express.
Thank you.
Julie and Arthur Siegel, We met in
Washington, Marks oldest friends.
I hope Were not disturbing you.
No, no, come in.
Rachel, We dont knoW you very Well,
but We knoW Mark.
TWenty years. For years
hes been terrible to Women.
Lying, cheating...
Bringing them to our house for lunch
then leaving them there, vanishing.
- Until you.
- Youre the only person
hes ever treated decently.
Your mother Wouldve loved him.
Yeah.
But she Was crazy.
Thats true.
Add about four cups of heavy cream.
- And begin boiling.
- Cream and shallots.
- Cream and shallots.
- So simple, so far.
OK, it is done
in approximately minutes.
You Want me to marry him, dont you?
I dont Want you to do anything.
That is such a lie.
All you therapists Want is for us
to get married and have babies.
Its the closest
you ever get to a cure.
Im just trying to understand Why you
dont Wanna marry somebody you love.
Because it doesnt Work.
Marriage doesnt Work.
You knoW What Works? Divorce.
Divorce is only a temporary solution.
Lets be sensible. Were happy noW.
If We get married,
Well ruin everything.
The minute you get married,
you start to drive each other crazy.
Itll never happen With us.
Why not?
