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hwpWhen I was going through
my wardrobe
I found an extra hairpin
on the floor
Thats nothing, I found
her hair in my bed.
Just another tragedy of
a down-and-out, I guess
For Im selling
the thing
That means everything
to my life...
Some women
bring happines...
wherever they go.
Others, whenever they go.
I do both.
Husbands like to
see me come...
wives prefer to see
me go.
There she is.
Thats her.
Whose husband didnt she
sleep with?
- Whos she with now?
- Who knows.
- Shes older than I thought.
- Look. Watch.
This will teach her.
Im sorry, Mrs Erlynne, but
that account was closed.
By Mrs Fairchild.
I wish youd told me before
I ordered the Bordeaux.
What Bordeaux, Mrs Erlynne?
Joe, youre my kind of guy.
- Is she behind me?
- In the blue.
Charge it to Senator Kleghorn.
Thats Mrs Kleghorn sitting
next to Mrs Fairchild.
- What a small world.
- And Mrs Winters on her right.
And getting smaller.
You wanna go out
the back?
No, if you go out the back, youll
never come in the front, Joe.
A lady always leaves the
way she came.
I thought my husband
had more taste.
So sorry to hear youre
leaving us, Mrs Erlynne.
- Im leaving you?
- Ill prepare your bill.
I ask you to
make me an offer
I dont know how much
it will bring
It isnt a lot...
but its all Ive got
Pooled by an old
gold ring?
Its known me as poor
as a beggar
And its known me as
rich as a king
And its known me in hell
And in heaven as well
Pooled by an
old gold ring?
My sudden change
in circumstance...
was not the only reason
for my departure.
The italian coast in summer
attracts the rich and famous.
Im infamous and poor.
Close enough.
One door closes,
another opens.
Sometimes that door is
not the one you expect.
I saw my chance and
decided to take it.
Meg, dear. Come along.
Come along.
Ah, Giuseppina.
Shes my friend.
Give her a discount.
Come here.
Its the best glove shop in the city.
Shell give you a good discount.
You go along, Ill find your
husband, dont worry.
This way, madam.
These are pretty.
- Your hand looks about right.
- I beg your pardon?
My little sister. She was
adamant about every detail but...
neglected to tell me the size.
Would you mind?
Oh, no, of course not.
Its always a little snug
the first time.
Maybe you should take
off your ring.
Its my wedding ring,
I never take it off.
The other hand, then.
No need to button it. You can see
it fits perfectly.
Lord Darlington,
you depraved man.
What have you been up to?
Ignore him, Meg, dear.
Hes a great sinner.
But an excellent bridge partner.
Or I would never tolerate him.
- Do you know each other?
- The year I spent in the London office.
I told you about John.
But youve met.
- No. Its nice to meet you.
- Its a pleasure, Mrs Windemere.
Your wife was helping me select
gloves for my mother.
- Your sister, you said.
- Either one.
We should have dinner.
Where are you staying?
The Grand, but were trying
to find a villa.
So late in the season.
I warned you.
I know one thats available.
Isnt it an election year in
the wild west?
Who says Im running?
- Its perfect. Its beaultiful.
- Did I mention the ghost?
I feel like a princess
in a fairly tale.
You are a princess.
Thats because I
married the prince.
I have her completely fooled,
poor girl.
If I could fool a woman as
pretty, I wouldnt be a bachelor.
- Now youve made her blush.
- Dont be silly.
Come and see the paintings.
Come on.
Good evening.
Lady Plymdale?
Oh, is she the one
with the big...
Feet. Enourmous feet.
Poor old Plymdale.
- Ace, Queen, King, Jack.
- No honours.
No, no, Johns yacht,
Johns rules.
- Have it.
- Thank you.
Huge feet. Pontoons.
If desire had an antidote, it would
be those pontoons of hers.
I grow ill thinking of then.
How many times have you
been divorced, Tuppy?
- Three, four? Ive simply lost count.
- Thats bigamy.
Bigamy is having one wife
too many.
So is monogamy
One should always have a proper
basis for marriage. A mutual...
- Misunderstanding?
- Exactly.
A man cant be happy
with one woman.
A man can be happy with any woman.
As long as he doesnt love her.
For a man whos never thought
of getting married...
you seem to know an awful
lot about it.
Ive thought very seriously of marrying.
Thats why Im still single.
Hear, hear.
I just havent met the right woman.
Look at Cecil, still with Edna.
One keeps ones eyes wide open
before the wedding...
and half shut after.
- Thats all there is to it.
- Exactly.
I fancy raising the stakes.
Oh, lucky blighter!
You dont look as if
youre enjoying yourself.
Oh, I am. Its a very
nice party.
- Can I get you a drink?
- No, thank you. I dont drink.
You dont drink?
- Do I seem like a prig?
- No, of course not.
- Its the way I was raised.
- In a convent?
By my Aunt Julia.
My fathers sister.
My mother died when I
was very little.
Its the only picture I
have of her.
My father never remarried.
Shes every bit as beaultiful
as her daughter.
Have I offended you?
I meant it as a compliment.
- You pay me too many compliments.
- Ill stop at once.
- Thank you.
- Just so you know, I meant every one.
You pr
