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hwpScreenplay by Oliver Parker
Produced by Woody Allen
Marshall Brickman
Directed by Woody Allen
Cast List:
Woody Allen Alvy Singer
Diane Keaton Annie Hall
Tony Roberts Rob
Carol Kane Allison
Paul Simon Tony Lacey
Colleen Dewhurst Mom Hall
Janet Margolin Robin
Shelley Duvall Pam
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CREDITS
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ABRUPT MEDIUM CLOSEUP
Of Alvy Singer doing a comedy monologue. He wearing a crumbled sports jacket and tieless shirt; the background is stark.
ALVY
Theres an old joke. Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of em says: "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such... small portions." Well, thats essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and its all over much too quickly. The-the other important joke for me is one thats, uh, usually attributed to Groucho Marx, but I think it appears originally in Freuds wit and its relation to the unconscious. And it goes like this-Im paraphrasing: Uh... "I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member." Thats the key joke of my adult life in terms of my relationships with women. Tsch, you know, lately the strangest things have been going through my mind, cause I turned forty, tsch, and I guess Im going through a life crisis or something, I dont know. I, uh... and Im not worried about aging. Im not one o those characters, you know. Although Im balding slightly on top, thats about the worst you can say about me. I, uh, I think Im gonna get better as I get older, you know? I think Im gonna be the-the balding virile type, you know, as opposed to say the, uh, distinguished gray, for instance, you know? Less Im neither o those two. Unless Im one o those guys with saliva dribbling out of his mouth who wanders into a cafeteria with a shopping bag screaming about socialism.
(sighing)
Annie and I broke up and I-I still cant get my mind around that. You know, I-I keep sifting the pieces of the relationship through my mind and-and examining my life and tryin to figure out wheredid the screw-up come, you know, and a year ago we were... tsch, in love. You know, and-and-and... And its funny, Im not-Im not a morose type. Im not a depressive character. I-I-I, uh...
(laughing)
... you know, I was a reasonably happy kid, I guess. I was brought up in Brooklyn during World War II.
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INT. DOCTORS OFFICE - DAY
Alvy as young boy sits on a sofa with his mother in an old-fashioned, cluttered doctors office. The doctor stands near the sofa, holding a cigarette and listening.
MOTHER
(to the doctor)
