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hwpThank you. Really, youre too kind.
- Kel, you were on fire tonight. - Thanks, Luke.
Look, why dont we go out and celebrate? Get some steaks, maybe a couple of beers.
Luke, I appreciate that you come to every show...
and sometimes dont pass out till Im offstage...
but Im just not interested in you romantically.
- Im sorry. - Well, not yet.
But just wait. Im like Hurricane Luke.
- Pretty soon Im gonna blow you over. - Okay.
Hey, guys, what are you doing here? I thought you were flying to Florida tonight.
Our charter airline went bankrupt and all the other flights were booked.
So you decided to give up your spring break vacation to stay here?
Why dont you just drive, Alexa?
Drive what? Daddy took my car, and my wheeled suitcase doesnt have an engine.
But we do know someone with a car, dont we, Kel?
Look, spring break is a total mob scene and all the guys have one thing on their mind.
- I know. Why do you think Im goin? - She already bought 23 bikinis.
- How did you swing that? - When my daddy saw all the charges...
- I just told him my therapists name was Neiman Marcus. - Come with us to Miami.
- Well lose our entire deposit on the motel. - Its just not my scene.
Oh. But this is?
Is it the beautiful decor or the locals that attract you?
Definitely the locals.
What else are you gonna do with your week off?
Just imagine relaxing on a gorgeous beach.
Sippin pina coladas with your two best friends.
- And if you dont come- - Well kill ya.
Okay.
Dude, this years spring break is gonna rock.
I barely recovered from last year.
Neither have the 400 women who were running off at the mouth about you.
Listen, three clubs want us to promote parties.
Ive lined up exclusive use of the hottest deejay, and to top it off...
I planned the ultimate event a whipped cream bikini contest judged...
by none other than the Pennsylvania posse.
- Yes! Yes. Thank you. - Count me out.
Im lactose intolerant. Besides, on this spring break, theres only one woman on my mind.
Eddie, please tell me youre not gonna spend the entire time visiting your grandmother again.
No. Ive been cyber-chatting with this girl for like a year.
Were finally gonna meet on spring break. Shes so hot. You should see her web page.
Its really well designed. You click on her head-
I cant imagine being with the same girl for a whole year.
- You cant imagine being with the same girl for a whole day. - Thats true.
But then Im genetically incapable of forming long-term relationships with women.
- Thank you. - Thats nothing to be proud of, Brandon.
You think I wanna end up like you?
Unable to function in the real world cause you were dumped by some girl.
Stacy didnt dump me. Shes just been really busy.
- For over a year? - You dont let your emotions get anywhere near you.
You know what? I like that.
So, what? You dont feel anything?
- If someone stole my car, Id be devastated. - Definitely. Me too.
- I mean, girls. -Just keep it simple- dinner, chat, cab...
coffee, party, shower, cab.
Sometimes he likes to mix and match.
Coffee in the shower? Thats- Oh! Oh, okay.
- Were here. - Finally.
Come on, Lex.
Hello! We can do that later. Lets hit the beach.
- Okay, were comin. - Come on!
Yall ready to party? Then make some noise.
All my girls, are you with me?
All my fellas, are you with me?
- Miami, are you with me? - Hey yourself.
- East Coast, are you with me? - Come on.
West Coast, are you with me? Come on!
Are you with me? Come on.! Are you with me?
Hi.
Okay, guys, this is the game reserve. We are the stag.
- Out there is the babe stag. - The hind.
- What? - Female stag, its called the hind.
Thats where the girls lose interest, man. Too much detail.
Its really hard to believe you dont have a girl.
Maybe I should go back to the hotel room. What if Lizzie E-mails me?
Eddie, think of this as practice time before you meet her.
Besides, relax. You just got here. Check out the scene.
- Yeah, work on your moves. - I dont have any moves.
Take it from the masters. Dude, you wanna pick up chicks, Ill give you the secret.
You want mad phone numbers and make them beg you to keep it?
Youll be heart breakin, better yet, heart bustin. Just follow me and Justin.
- And here we go. - And soon theyll be lustin for you.
Oh, my!
- You doing anything later? - Yeah.
Tryin to get that image out of my head.
Identification, please.
I swear, Officer, I-I was experiencing a temporary psychosis...
brought on by heat and large crowds.
Its like this rare condition known as posterior spasmodica.
- Its very dangerous if you let it go unchecked. - Right.
Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful eyes...
- Officer Cutler? - Thanks.
- Let me give you my number. - Cool.
- See ya. - Wait. This isnt your number.
This is a ticket! Seventy-five bucks. Man!
- I think she likes you, buddy. - Nah. Really?
She does have beautiful eyes.
Dude, yeah, and you got a real beautiful ticket. Come on.
Pool closes at sundown.
Theres no smoking, no drinking, no loud music... and no girls.
You know, you
