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hwpHigh school is like the training wheels...
for the bicycle of real life.
It is a time when young people can explore...
different fields of interests...
and hopefully learn from their experiences.
In coming to terms with my own personal setback...
I have been able to learn...
that I dont need to rely on drugs and alcohol...
and that Im very lucky...
that more people besides myself and Kerry...
werent injured in the accident.
And I have learned...
that to overcome lifes obstacles...
you need faith, hope...
and above all, a sense of humor.
No more education
Its time for celebration
Cause this is the day of our high school graduation
Weve stayed for the duration
Achieved matriculation
Now were the newest members of the general population
God, what a bunch of retards.
God, I know. I thought that chipmunk face...
was never going to shut up.
I know. I liked her so much better...
when she was an alcoholic crack addict.
She gets in one car wreck...
and all of the sudden shes Little Miss Perfect...
and everyone loves her.
Lets see if they gave me the right diploma.
-What? -What?
These assholes are saying I have to go to summer school...
and take some stupid art class.
Why?
God, I didnt think that just because you get an "F"...
you have to take the whole class over again.
Loser.
Wow. This is so bad, its almost good.
This is so bad, its gone past good and back to bad again.
At least well never have to see...
any of these creepy faces ever again.
Unless theyre in your summer school class.
Shut up.
-Dont turn around. -What? Why?
-Dont turn around. -Damn it.
Oh, my God. You guys, I cant believe we made it.
Yeah. We graduated high school.
How totally amazing.
So, what are you guys doing this summer?
Nothing.
Well, Im going to this actors workshop...
and Im hoping to start auditions soon.
Oh, we have to get together this summer.
Yeah. Thatll definitely happen.
Well, bye, you guys.
Congratulations!
-Hey, Rebecca. -Oh, hi.
So, we finally--
What about me? Am I not even here?
Hey, Enid.
-So, we finally made it, huh? -Yeah.
So, where are you going to go to college?
Were not.
Really?
Both of you? Why not?
Just because.
Yeah, we made other plans.
I guess I should have figured...
that you two would do something different.
So, Todd, what are you going to be when you grow up?
Well, Im majoring in Business Administration...
and thinking of minoring in Communications, so--
See, thats exactly the type of thing were trying to avoid.
Look at this.
Is Stacy Himmler going out with Rod Harbaugh?
Oh, God. How perfect.
He better watch out, or hell get AIDS when he date-rapes her.
Where is the love
You said youd give to me
As soon as you were free?
Will it ever be?
God, just think. Well never see Dennis again.
Good.
No, really. Think about that.
Its actually totally depressing.
Is it crazy for an oil company to care about the environment?
We dont think so.
I already told you Im not going to college.
I think its a good idea to keep all your options open.
You can even enroll in the winter quarter.
Actually, you could live here...
and go to the city college part time...
and still get a job if you want.
Look at me. Im not even listening...
to a word youre saying.
Did I tell you who I ran into at the bagel place?
Who?
-Guess. -How should I know?
Well, someone from the past.
-Who? -You give up?
-Yes. -Maxine.
-Not the Maxine? -Yeah.
Oh, God. How horrifying.
Its very good.
Jesus.
Check out these people behind you.
Im totally convinced theyre Satanists.
So when are we gonna start looking for our apartment?
Soon.
I have to wait and see how this summer class goes first.
God, its so weird that were finally out of high school.
Weve been waiting for this our whole lives.
Its such a weird feeling.
Yeah. It hasnt really hit me yet.
Well, well, well.
If it isnt Enid and Rebecca--
the little Jewish girl and her Aryan friend.
-Youre late, asshole. -Fine, and how are you?
Did you bring the tape?
You never paid me for that tape of the lndian dance routine.
Yes, I did.
You Jews are so clever with money.
Fuck you! You stupid redneck hick.
Oh, my God. Look, the Satanists are leaving.
Hey, we should follow them.
Oh, we totally have to.
Oh, my God!
So, what do you do if youre a Satanist, anyway?
Sacrifice virgins and stuff.
Well, that lets us off the hook.
How the hell did we get so far behind them?
I dont know. Thats just great.
-Jesus! -Oh, yay.
Oh, my God. Look at this.
"Wowsville"? Authentic Fifties diner?
Since when were there mini-malls in the s?
Who could forget this great hit from the Fifties, huh?
I feel as though Ive stepped into a time warp.
Hey, check out the awesome Fifties hairdo on our waiter.
Hi. My name is Allen...
and Ill be your waiter this afternoon.
-Hi, Al. -Can we call you "Weird Al"?
Id imagine so.
You should check out the personals.
Maybe our future husbands are trying to contact us.
Here we go.
"Windsurfing doctor, Mensan IQ, maverick Sagittarius.
"Lets hit the clubs, make each other laugh."
You can have that one.
Jesus, lis
