분야
hwpMy husband.
Thank you for last night.
Thank you for last night.
Thank you for last night.
Hey, what do you think
youre doing?
Shit.
Today, these visually-impaired senior
citizens will fulfill a lifelong dream:
To swim with dolphins.
Hey, check this out.
-What is that?
-Careful.
That is four years of research.
A technological breakthrough
which might just save a life or two.
-Whats it for?
-A device to prevent...
...the beaching of cetaceans.
-Thats whales to you and me.
-Cetaceans, hush?
Thats a pretty big word
for a man-whore.
I not a man-whore.
I a fish enthusiast.
I stopped man-whoring
when I met my wife.
My mom said your wife
got eaten on your honeymoon...
...because you tried
to feed the sharks.
You tell your mom l was
trying to feed the turtles.
I didn realize there was
meat sauce on the lettuce.
Whatever. I bet that thing doesnt
even work, you stupid he-bitch.
-Come on, l got it.
-Hey, you little bastards.
Give that back! Thats not a toy!
Thats the one. Thats your grandma.
Give me..! Come on! Give me..!
Something seems to be going wrong.
I not sure whats happening.
I gotcha! I got..!
Hey everybody, I home.
Hi, Kate. I missed you today.
The prototypes almost working.
All it needs is a few
minor adjustments.
Wes Takahashi in Malibu, where
three blind swimmers are still missing.
I hope that man rots in hell!
It was some weird guy.
He tried to touch my ball..
-Hello?
-Deucey, Deucey, Deucey.
Its your old buddy T.J. here.
-T.J.?
-Im in Amsterdam.
Man, youd love it here. It like
Disneyland for college students.
You wouldnt believe this.
Why dont you come and let your
friend T.J. show you a good time.
-Oh, thats crazy. I cant.
-Look.
It aint like you got something
better to do over there.
Amsterdam is so far away.
Police have just released a sketch
of a man wanted for questioning.
Witnesses report he is goofy-looking
and probably a virgin.
On the other hand,
far away could be good.
Is my wife gonna be okay in there?
-Shell be fine, sir.
-All right.
Ladies and gentlemen, Flight
from Helsinki is now arriving
Excuse me.
I think theres been a mix-up.
Oh, sorry. Sorry.
Thats okay. I always wondered
what it felt like to be a white woman.
-Can l borrow it?
-Give me that.
Hold on.
All rows now boarding
for Amsterdam.
Excuse me.
Okay.
Hey, how many people
get to do this on their honeymoon?
Youre sure its safe
to feed the turtles?
You have nothing to worry about.
I a fish expert, remember?
What is that over there?
Oh, thats just some kid with a fin
on his back, trying to scare us.
-Are you sure?
-Yeah.
Do you think the hotel would let us
swim out here if there were sharks?
Come on. This is Mexico.
They know what theyre doing.
This shirts gonna be
a great icebreaker.
Fuck you, American,
you imperialist bastard!
I love America.
I love President Bush.
Thank you for bringing
democracy to lraq.
-Shut up!
-Oh, shit!
Oh, hello. Sir.
-is this okay?
-You did miss a spot.
Did l get it?
Put some elbow in it.
Sorry, honey.
Whats with all these red lights?
I wonder if they know
their curtains are open.
Oh, man.
Ahoy there!
Big Deucey in Amsterdam.
Man, get on over here.
Deucey.
-Look at this boat.
-Check this out.
You like that?
I couldnt be happier for you.
Come, let me
show you my float-crib.
-Okay.
-Looking like money.
I telling you, you gonna have
a good time, man, hush?
Well, it aint much, but its home.
It nice.
I like what youve done with it.
Now, if you gotta use the bathroom,
lift up the toilet seat.
This is where I live.
This is my home.
I dont want nobody
pissing on my toilet seat.
What do you think of the float-crib?
You feeling it?
T.J., I think you got a bad leak here.
No, no, no. it just high tide.
Is that what l think it is?
Yeah. I brought Kate.
I really wanna show her
a good time, you know?
Maybe buy her a wooden shoe.
Deucey.
Keeping that leg is kind of creepy.
-You gotta move on with your life.
-T.J.!
Hey, Lil Kim, whats up?
I no more man-whore.
Too much danger.
Excuse us for a moment, Deucey.
Listen up, Lil Kim.
When your little bony ass had SARS,
who got you out of quarantine?
-Go make me some money.
-No way!
I take my three inches elsewhere.
So l thought I come over here
and make a killing.
Got myself a houseboat, some whores.
The only thing a woman love
more than a man-whore...
-...is a floating man-whore.
-Makes sense.
Then all these man-whore
murders started.
My he-bitches got too scared
to go to work.
What kind of world do we live in...
...where the streets aint safe
for male prostitutes?
Heres your hashish.
-Enjoy.
-Hashish?
-Yeah.
-No.
I thought this was a coffee shop.
Let me break it down for you, Deucey,
Youre in Amsterdam.
If you want coffee, you go to a caf.
If you want marijuana, ganja or some
freaky-deaky, you go to a coffee shop.
Thats where you is now.
Put that away. Cops. Cops!
Hold it right there.
Now, that joint looks loose.
If you want, Il roll the next one.
Have a good evening, huh?
Oh, dont worry about it, Deucey.
This is Amsterdam.
It perfectly lega
