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hwpI got lots
Of problems
Female trouble
Maybe Im twisted
Female trouble
They say Im a skank
But I dont care
Go ahead, put me
In your el-e-ectric chair
I got lots
Of problems
Female trouble
Maybe Im twisted
Female trouble
Hey, spare me your morals
Look, everyone does
What pleases me
Is paradise
I got lots
Of problems
Female trouble
Maybe Im twisted
Female trouble
Oink, oink
Oink, oink
Im berserk
I like it
Fine
As long as Im
Grabbing a headline
Ah ha ha, yeah
I got lots
Of problems
Good morning, Dawn.
-Hey, I like that skirt.
-Thanks.
My old ladys supposed to
get me one for Christmas...
if shes not too dumb
to find it.
Oh, Concetta,
I know what you mean.
My parents better get me
them cha-cha heels I asked for.
Thats all I can say.
Hey, hon,
you got any Spray Net?
My hair is fallin right down
right off my head.
Sure, hon.
You do your Geography homework?
Fuck no. Fuck homework.
Who cares if we fail?
I wanna quit,
and I am right after I get...
my Christmas presents.
Duncan?
Here.
-Dune?
-Here.
Friar?
Miss Friar,
are you hard-of-hearing?
Here.
Stand up, please.
What on earth are you wearing?
This is not Halloween.
Its just a skirt and sweater.
Button those buttons,
young lady.
I bet your mother didnt
see you dressed like that.
Its hot in here.
That will be all.
This is a classroom...
not a cocktail lounge,
Miss Friar.
Take this dress code
violation slip home...
and have it signed
by your parents.
And take that gum
out of your mouth!
For the th time!
If I catch you with gum
in your mouth one more time...
you will be in detention
for a month.
Do you understand?
I understand, Mr. Weinberger.
Youre late, young ladies!
And Ill now report you
on this late slip.
I had you marked absent.
Now, class...before letting you
go for the holiday season...
were going to have
a pop quiz.
When called on, stand,
answer the question.
If you are correct,
itll be duly recorded.
If you are wrong,
a small red "F"...
will be placed next to
your name in my roll book.
All right, lets begin.
Jude Fine, true or false?
Baltimore was once capital
of the United States.
False?
True, true.
True, Miss Jude Fine.
You must have been
talking on the phone...
instead of doing
your homework last night.
It was the capital for months
during the Revolutionary War.
Thats two red Fs for you
in just one week.
It looks like youll
be getting a deficiency.
What is it, Miss Holland?
Mr. Weinberger, Dawn Davenport
is eating a meatball sandwich...
right out in class,
and shes been passing notes.
I was not eating.
I got a knife here
in my pocketbook...
and Im gonna
cut you up after class.
Stop this, immediately!
Now theyre threatening me,
these awful, cheap girls.
My mother told me
to report this kind of thing.
Im trying to get an education.
All of you, stop it!
Dawn Davenport, stand up!
Im trying to get
an education...
so I can get
into a good college!
Its not fair!
That will be all.
You were quite proper
in reporting this incident...
but that will be enough.
She was trying
to copy my homework.
Thats untrue, and you know it.
Dawn Davenport,
you are a habitual liar...
and Im quite
well-aware of it.
You will go to detention
for a month for this.
I wont go. I wasnt eating.
From your appearance,
Miss Davenport...
it looked like you
never stopped eating.
Get up here!
Now, write times
on this blackboard...
"l will not eat in class."
Cause Im fat enough already.
Now, start writing and dont
stop until I tell you to.
I can tell you one thing,
Miss Davenport...
you can count on a failing grade
in Geography this term!
Id like to set fire
to this dump.
Just cause were pretty,
everybodys jealous.
Its like a prison here.
Even at Christmas,
its like a prison.
Dont even mention
Christmas, Chicklette.
My parents are gonna
be real sore...
if I dont get
them cha-cha heels.
I asked, and I better get.
I never get enough
Christmas presents.
Everybodys so damn cheap.
I should be getting a lot...
and Im gonna take it all back
and get the money for it.
You can do that, you know.
Well probably get caught
for hookin this period...
but who cares?
Who cares if we fail?
Itd be fun to be expelled.
I hope I get arrested.
I hate this school...
and all these ignorant teachers
who dont know one thing.
Im the one
who should be teachin.
I hate my parents, too.
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
Dawn, come see what
Santa brought you!
Oh, Christ, Im comin.
Please, Howard, try to get
through this without a fight.
I cant stand another one,
not on Christmas.
I better get them
cha-cha heels.
How very sweet of you, dear.
Merry Christmas, honeybunch.
Hey, wonder what this could be.
A fishing rod?
Wont you join us in a carol
before we open our gifts?
Oh, mother!
Ah, come on, Dawn.
It adds to the spirit.
Silent night
Holy night
All is calm
All is bright
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace
What are these?
Those are
your new shoes, Dawn.
Those arent the right kind.
I told you cha-cha heels!
Black ones.
Nice girls dont
