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hwpBETTE MIDLER GYPSY
[ORCHESTRA WARMING UP]
EVERYBODY, SHUT UP!
ALL MOTHERS, OUT!
GEORGIE, I DONT WANT THEM
IN THE THEATRE.
ITS A PLEASURE.
O.K., MOTHERS!
MOVE!
OUT!
AHA!
ALL RIGHT, KIDS!
LETS GET IN
A STRAIGHT LINE.
COME ON, HERE.
COME FORWARD
ONE AT A TIME.
THE DOORS OPEN AT 7:00,
AND UNCLE JOCKO
DOESNT HAVE TIME
TO REHEARSE
EACH OF YOUR DARLING ACTS.
YOU! WAIT RIGHT HERE,
GIRLY-GIRL.
GUS! HIT THIS DOLL
WITH A SURPRISE PINK
WHEN SHE
DOES HER TURN.
UNCLE JOCKO PROMISED
THE WEE BAIRN
WOULD BE A WINNER,
AND SHE WILL.
CHIP OFF
HER SISTERS BLOCK.
YOU OUGHT TO SEE
THEM BALLOONS.
O.K.
WHOS THE FIRST
IN UNCLE JOCKOS
KIDDIE SHOW TODAY?
EACH FROM THE TOP,
THEN CUT TO
THE LAST EIGHT.
EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT...
" YA-DA-DA-DA
DA-DA-DA-DA-DA ""
THERE ARE SO MANY
TALENTED BAIRNS
HERE IN SEATTLE--
AND THAT CRAP.
[SNAPS FINGERS]
"CLARENCE AND
HIS CLASSIC CLARINET."
[PLAYING OFF-KEY]
GEORGIE,
THATS WHATS GOING
TO KILL VAUDEVILLE.
O.K., CLARENCE,
CUT TO THE END.
THE END, KIDDO.
THE END, PROFESSOR.
[ORCHESTRA PLAYS A FANFARE]
AND WHO DOES UNCLE JOCKO
HAVE HERE?
WHO THE HELL
DOES HE HAVE HERE?
BABY JUNE AND COMPANY?
HALF THE SONG,
HALF THE DANCE, AND OUT.
GOTCHA.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
" MAY WE
ENTERTAIN YOU? "
" MAY WE SEE YOU
SMILE? "
" I WILL DO
SOME KICKS "
OH!
" I WILL DO
SOME TRICKS "
[WOMAN]
SING OUT, LOUISE!
SING OUT!
WHO SAID THAT?
" ...STORY "
" ILL DANCE
WHEN SHES DONE ""
YOURE BEHIND, LOUISE!
CATCH UP, BABY!
WHO LET IN
ONE OF THEIR MOTHERS?
HOLD IT, PLEASE!
HOLD IT!
SAVE YOUR STRENGTH, JUNE.
LOUISE, DEAR,
IF YOU DONT COUNT--
MADAME, DO YOU
REALIZE YOU ARE--
TO SAVE YOUR VALUABLE TIME,
WHEN I SAW YOUR FACE
AT ODD FELLOWS HALL--
MY FIRST HUSBAND WAS ONE.
I AM NOT
AN ODD FELLOW.
KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS--
MY SECOND HUSBAND.
I CAUGHT YOUR ACT
AT THE ELKS.
MY FATHER IS AN ELK!
I HAVE HIS TOOTH
IN HERE.
JUST HOLD
CHOWSIE FOR ME.
LOUISE, STOP
SUCKING YOUR THUMB.
PROFESSOR,
I JUST MARVEL
HOW YOU CAN
MAKE A PERFORMER
INTO AN ARTISTE.
GIVE MY GIRLS
A GOOD LOUD--
" DEE-DEE-DA
DA-DA-DA ""
[JOCKO]
WHATS GOING ON?
GOD HELPS HIM
WHO HELPS HIMSELF.
OH, MR. ZIPSER.
WHEN THE GIRLS
DO THEIR SPECIALTY,
COULD YOU
AD LICK IT?
[DRUM ROLL]
GUS, PLEASE
SLAP BABY JUNE
WITH SOMETHING PINK.
SHES THE STAR.
SMILE, BABY DEAR.
I HAVE SEEN ALL KINDS
OF MOTHERS--
DO YOU KNOW AN AGENT
WHO COULD BOOK
A PROFESSIONAL
ACT LIKE OURS?
PROFESSIONAL?
GET A LOAD OF THIS--
DONT YOU
DARE LAUGH!
THAT CHILD IS GOING
TO BE A STAR.
THATS WHAT
THEY ALL SAY.
BUT WERE NOT FINISHED.
YOU ARE, TOO.
BECAUSE YOURE TRYING
TO PLAY FAVORITES.
THAT FAT BALLOON
BLOCKS UP MY BABIES!
I WONT LEAVE
TILL SHE DOES.
WHERES YOUR LOYALTY
TO THE ELKS?
IM NOT AN ELK!
WELL, THE EDITOR
OF THE GAZETTE IS
BECAUSE
THE LAST MEETING,
HE SHOWED MY FATHER
A LETTER HE GOT
COMPLAINING
THAT SOME CONTEST
WAS FIXED.
[SNAPS FINGERS]
[SNAP]
" DA-DA-DEE
DA-DA-DA "
[ORCHESTRA PLAYS]
" MAY WE ENTERTAIN YOU? "
" MAY WE
SEE YOU SMILE? ""
THANK YOU,
PROFESSOR.
THANK YOU,
UNCLE JOCKO.
[DOG BARKS]
THANK YOU, GUS.
THANK YOU,
MR. ZIPSER.
SMILE!
[BALLOONS POPPING]
HOW DO YOU
LIKE THAT?
THAT ROTTEN LITTLE
UNCLE JOCKO!
HES AS CHEAP
AS YOUR GRANDPA.
10 BUCKS FOR
A TALENT LIKE YOURS!
WERE THROUGH
WITH KIDDIE SHOWS
AND WITH YOUR GRANDPAS
LODGE HALL.
TIME WE WERE
MOVING ON, ANYWAY.
ILL HAVE AN AGENT
BOOK THE ACT
ON THE ORPHEUM CIRCUIT.
THATS DOG FOOD, MAMMA.
SO HE THINKS.
IM HUNGRY.
WHY DIDNT YOU EAT
SOME OF OUR CHOW MEIN?
WEVE GOT TO
SAVE EVERY CENT.
LAST NIGHT, I DREAMT
A NEW ACT FOR YOU--
"BABY JUNE
AND HER NEWSBOYS."
BOYS?
LOUISE CAN BE A BOY.
ILL FIND THREE OTHERS.
EXPERIENCE
WILL BE THEIR PAY.
IF I SQUEEZE
A LITTLE MORE
OUT OF GRANDPA,
WE CAN HIT
LOS ANGELES.
GOOD NIGHT, MAMMA.
[GLUMLY]
GOOD NIGHT, GRANDPA.
YOU OUGHT TO BE
ASHAMED,
FOOLING YOUR KIDS
WITH DREAMS.
IM GOING TO
MAKE THEM COME REAL.
ROSE, GOD PUT YOU
DOWN HERE
BECAUSE HE MEANT YOU
TO STAY HERE.
GODS LIKE ME, POP.
WE BOTH NEED
OUTSIDE ASSISTANCE.
YOUVE SQUEEZED
YOUR LAST PENNY
OUT OF ME.
ITS FOR MY GIRLS.
ITS TOO LATE
FOR ME.
GET A HUSBAND
TO SUPPORT YOU.
AFTER THREE HUSBANDS,
I WANT TO ENJOY MYSELF.
I WANT THE GIRLS
TO TRAVEL, LIKE MAMMA.
AND YOULL
LEAVE THEM
JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER
LEFT YOU.
NEVER.
ARENT YOU READY
FOR BED, LOUISE?
JUNE SAYS SHES
SLEEPING WITH YOU.
SHES HIGH-STRUNG
AFTER A PERFORMANCE.
I PERFORMED.
IT AINT THE SAME.
NOW, GO TO BED.
GOOD NIGHT,
GRANDPA.
GOOD NIGHT, LOUISE.
YOURE A GOOD GIRL.
YOU ARE
A GOOD GIRL,
AND I WAS PROUD
OF YOU TONIGHT.
MAMMA, HOW COME
I HAVE THREE FATHERS?
BECAUSE YOU WERE
BORN WITH A CAUL.
THAT MEANS
YOU HAVE THE POWER
TO READ PALMS,
AND WONDERFUL THINGS
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU.
WHY DO YOU FILL HER
WITH SUCH BUNK?
IT AINT BUNK.
NOTHING WONDERFULS
GOING TO HAPPEN.
MAYBE NOT TO ME,
BUT ILL BE DAMNED
IF THEYLL SIT
THEIR LIVES AWAY
LIKE WE DID--
WITH THAT ROTTEN
RAILROAD COMPANY PLAQUE
THAT SAYS,
"CONGRATULATIONS.
FOR 50 YEARS,
YOU DID THE SAME
DULL THING EVERY DAY."
THAT PLAQUE
IS A GREAT TRIBUTE.
ITS SOLID GOLD!
WHAT COULD YOU
GET FOR IT?
WHAT GOODS
IT DOING THERE?
THAT PLAQUE BELONGS THERE
LIKE YOU BELONG HOME!
ANYBODY THAT
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