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hwp...to recover contents such as shoes,
socks and undergarments.
And now an item of special note.
Barring any change in the weather,
the softball game...
between the rd
and th infantry divisions...
will resume as scheduled
at the Ban Mi Thout Park...
corner of Viet Ho and Hguen
Van Theiuh streets here in Saigon.
Please make a note of it.
Excuse me.
Those men who lost equipment
in last weeks rains...
are asked to contact
Lieutenant Sam Scheer.
Lieutenant Schneer-- Lieutenant Scheer
asks those men with waterlogged mitts...
to make every effort to dry them out
in the sun before requesting new ones.
Bookworms: Headquarters
Support Activities Saigon...
operates libraries at six locations
in the Republic of Vietnam.
American personnel can check out a book
in Ku Bai, Da Nang...
Phung Tao, Saigon,
Bien Wah and San Treng.
If you cant stop in
and select your own books...
write to the HSAS Library.
Ask for the books by author,
title and subject...
and your selections
will be mailed to you.
With the holiday season
rapidly approaching...
those personnel wishing
to spend Christmas cards home--
wishing to send Christmas
cards home to the States--
are asked to do so
no later than August ...
due to a yearly mail rush
at that time.
Dont disappoint your--
So take your liberties, but
watch the liberties you take,
lost luggage:
The Armed Forces sincerely
regrets any inconvenience...
due to luggage lost
on transport carriers,
Personal missing luggage-- that should
be personnel missing luggage--
are asked to drop a card to Major
Gerald Kleiner over at the th.
The card should be no larger
than four by five inches...
and should describe
the contents of your duffel.
Major Kleiner requests that you
do not describe your duffel
as all duffels look alike.
Those personnel with lost bag--
- All right.
- Hey, Sarge, where are the women?
- Airman Cronauer?
- You got it.
- Welcome to Saigon, sir.
- Careful. You could
put an eye out with that.
- God, its warm, huh?
- Warm? No. This is a setting
for London broil.
Im Private First Class Edward
Montesque Garlick at your service, sir.
Well, first thing, Garlick,
is you gotta requisition a new name.
I like you already, sir.
Actually, what I am, sir, is
your Armed Forces Radio Saigon
assistant whos in charge...
of orientation and billeting of
enlisted personnel, and company clerk.
Whew. Im impressed.
- Its already started.
- I understand.
Dream on
little dreamer
Dream on
Dream about a love so fine
Sweet as apple-berry wine
Dream on
little dreamer
Dream on
This is AFRS, Radio Saigon.
AFRS Radio is owned and operated
by the United States government...
and operates on an assigned
carrier frequency of ...
- at megahertz,
- Jesus, that guys
as boring as whale shit.
Not really.
See, the purpose is to inform you
as to the radius of the radio waves.
- ...by Mantovani,
- Mantovani?
They play Mantovani to insomniacs
who dont respond to strong drugs.
General likes easy listening. You know,
Im really gonna have to inform you--
Mayday! Mayday! Dragon lady
with incredible figure at : .
Stop the car.
- I cant do that, sir.
- Oh, Edward, Edward,
you dont understand.
Ive been on a small Greek island
with a lot of women who look like Zorba.
I never thought Ill find
women attractive ever again.
And now that I do, you wont even
turn the car around? Thanks a lot.
- You have a very important
meeting with the top brass.
- Oh! There she is again!
- Howd she get ahead of us?
- Thats another person, sir.
Ah, shes beautiful and quick.
Speed up. Check her stamina.
This is incredible! Oh, my God!
Theyre quick, theyre fast and small.
I feel like a fox
in a chicken coop.
We got a new man cominin.
- Dont you understand, Dick?
- No, sir. Frankly, I do not understand.
Would you kindly
lower your tone, please?
Yes, sir.
I run this show, General. If anything
screws up, its my ass in the mower.
I deserve to be notifed
of any changes that are made.
Nobodys arguing that with you.
Look, I caught his show on the
Isle of Crete, and this guy is funny.
I damn near busted a gut laughin at
him. And the troops, they love him.
This is a tempest in a teacup...
much ado about nothing.
For crying out loud, man,
this isnt brain surgery.
Dont get crazy over this, Dick.
Were only talking about a damn deejay.
Sir, there is no such thing as "only"
any more. Not now. Not in Saigon.
Lieutenant Steven Hauk
is our immediate supervisor.
Hes a little goofy,
but hes okay.
Sergeant Major Dickerson--
Thats another story altogether.
He was a commander
of an elite special forces unit.
He came to us because
of "prostrate" problems...
and some sort of social infection
that doesnt go away.
Plus, I think he got shot in the ass,
but I cant confirm that.
Anyway, hes the man
that you dont want to aggravate.
- Ed, are you always this happy?
- Cronauer!
- Sir!
- At ease. Im General Taylor.
- Hiya, General.
- A real pleasure.
Listen, if you have any problems
here now, you come see me.
Im the tallest hog
in the trough around here.
- Garlick, have yo
