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hwpPlease enjoy the music
while your party is reached.
- Hello?
- So what do you think?
- About what?
- About tomorrow.
Its our first day of high school.
If we want to be popular,
we just have to be proactive.
Calm your proactive ass down.
Saying you want to be popular
guarantees it isnt gonna happen.
Im gonna get a girlfriend.
You think thats possible?
Anythings possible, Wade.
Just dont be needy.
You got to let it come to you.
And one more thing.
From now on,
I dont want you calling me Ryan.
Call me T-Dog.
- T-Dog?
- Yep.
- What does the "T" stand for?
- I dont know.
- But it sounds better than R-Dog.
- Yeah.
You know, like, if a hot girl
went up to you, and she goes,
"Hey, have you met T-Dog?
Man, did you see what T-Dog did today?
"Man, that T-Dog is crazy!"
That sounds like a guy
every woman would want to know.
- Hey, do I need a nickname?
- You have one. Skeletor.
That was last year.
I look good now. Im filling out.
All right, name one part of your body
that filled out, Wade.
Name one part of your body
that isnt filled out, huh?
Im not trying to offend you.
Im just saying you shot up too fast
and youre freakishly skinny.
Oh, yeah? Well, youre too fat
and thats equally unattractive.
- You wanna go there?
- Im sorry.
Its just, I want things to go well,
you know?
- Sorry I said youre freakishly skinny.
- Its okay.
You just are.
Hey, go to sleep!
Its 3:00 in the morning!
- What are you, crazy?
- Sorry.
- Is that your stepdad?
- No one.
- Give me that phone! Give it!
- Its...
Youre in high school now.
Dont take his...
Go to sleep.
How about some
chicks on the walls in here?
Its like a nerd paradise.
Time to make the donuts.
Hoo-rah!
Touchdown!
We won! We won the game!
And Wade loses again!
- Get out of my room!
- Dad said get up.
Hes not my dad. Hes your dad.
Fine, the guy who does your mom
says get up.
- Just leave!
- Loser!
Morning, sunshine. First day of school.
- Mom!
- Oh, my God!
Since when did you start
sleeping naked?
Im in high school now,
dont you remember?
I dont like elastic squeezing
on my ass when I sleep!
Okay.
Hey! What are you doing
in this shower?
Dawn? Rachel, thats right.
Nice to see you.
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Im the best white rapper
youve ever seen
A hair!
- Oh, my God!
- Look at that.
Thank you, ladies!
Whats up, winners? You stoked?
Pedal to the metal?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
All right. Whos a winner?
- I am!
- I am!
Morning!
- Look at you, with your magic stick.
- What do you think?
Magic is stupid.
No, no, honey.
- Mom!
- What?
You forgot the sausages!
- Ill get the sausages.
- Come on. Im hungry.
All right, Ill get the sausages.
Excuse me, listen,
Im really sorry to bother you.
My family and I, we just ran out of gas
and were trying to get to the kids
to SeaWorld.
And, I, like an idiot forgot my wallet.
If I can just...
- Your legs work okay?
- Yeah, why?
You should walk somewhere
and get a job.
- Harold...
- Ill take care of it.
Thats what I have, a job.
Well get to SeaWorld
one way or the other.
Were on our way to church.
Maybe thats where you ought to go.
Thank you. Have a great day.
- Can you help out a veteran?
- Not today.
- Get away from the car.
- Honey, roll up the window.
Get away!
- Whats your name?
- Drillbit.
Listen, Drillbit, I wasnt born yesterday.
I dont want you using this on
any marijuana or rye whiskey, okay?
- You got my word on it.
- You know what?
- Im gonna write "not for pot" on there.
- You dont have to write.
Yeah. "Not for pot."
Youre gonna feel pretty silly if you try
to buy weed with that, wont you?
Remember, put your best foot forward.
People decide what they think about you
in the first five seconds.
So, let me smell your breath.
Minty.
- You swipe on some deodorant?
- Yeah.
- You dust the nuts?
- No, Jim. I did not dust my nuts.
Ill never get tired of that one, Dad.
You know, you should hit the weights
with the boys and me.
- Ill pass.
- Well get you in the gym.
Well beef you up. Look at these guys.
Show them. Give him a gun shot.
Give him a crab.
Worship the sun.
- Yeah, look at these guys.
- Theyre freaks.
Not in my house!
- Have a great day.
- Okay, I love you, Dad.
I love you, too.
Have fun at school, Ryan. Bye.
- So whatd your dad say?
- He told me to have fun.
Wow, great parenting.
I dont know how
were surviving without him.
- Sorry.
- Its okay.
- Hes a piece of shit, anyway.
- Thank you, honey.
- Enchant.
- Hello.
You got room for two
in this little speedster?
I am in a rush now. But I hostess up
at Moon Shadows on the one.
So if you get up there just, you know,
ask for me. Im Jessica.
- Thanks, Jessica.
- Yeah.
Cause our chef, Louis,
always makes too much chowder.
So hell set you up with
a nice plastic bowl of it out back.
- Youre late today.
- Hey, get a job!
- You get a job.
- I already got one, giving money to you.
- Howre you doing, Mrs. Lampanelli?
- All right.
- You look beautiful today.
- Youre a liar. But it works for me.
- Go on, get out of here, you nut!
- You earned it.
And dont spend it on food. Porn onl
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