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This movie is dedicated to these following sources of
inspiration:
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TIMOTHY CAREY
ROGER CORMAN
ANDRE DeTOTH
CHOW YUEN FAT
JEAN LUC GODDARD
JEAN PIERRE MELVILLE
LAWRENCE TIERNEY
LIONEL WHITE
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RESERVOIR DOGS
1 INT. UNCLE BOBS PANCAKE HOUSE - MORNING
Eight men dressed in BLACK SUITS, sit around a table at a
breakfast cafe. They are MR. WHITE, MR. PINK, MR. BLUE,
MR. BLONDE, MR. ORANGE, MR. BROWN, NICE GUY EDDIE CABOT,
and the big boss, JOE CABOT. Most are finished eating and
are enjoying coffee and conversation. Joe flips through a
small address book. Mr. Pink is telling a long and
involved story about Madonna.
MR. PINK
"Like a Virgin" is all about a
girl who digs a guy with a big
dick. The whole song is a
metaphor for big dicks.
MR. BLUE
No its not. Its about a girl
who is very vulnerable and shes
been fucked over a few times.
Then she meets some guy whos
really sensitive--
MR. PINK
--Whoa...whoa...time out Greenbay.
Tell that bullshit to the
tourists.
JOE
(looking through his
address book)
Toby...who the fuck is Toby?
Toby...Toby...think...think...
think...
MR. PINK
Its not about a nice girl who
meets a sensitive boy. Now
granted thats what "True Blue" is
about, no argument about that.
MR. ORANGE
Which one is "True Blue?"
NICE GUY EDDIE
You dont remember "True Blue?"
That was a big ass hit for
Madonna. Shit, I dont even
follow this Tops In Pops shit, and
Ive at least heard of "True
Blue."
MR. ORANGE
Look, asshole, I didnt say I
aint heard of it. All I asked
was how does it go? Excuse me
for not being the worlds biggest
Madonna fan.
MR. BROWN
I hate Madonna.
MR. BLUE
I like her early stuff. You know,
"Lucky Star," "Borderline" - but
once she got into her "Papa Dont
Preach" phase, I dont know, I
tuned out.
MR. PINK
Hey, fuck all that, Im
making a point here. Youre gonna
make me lose my train
of thought.
JOE
Oh fuck, Tobys that little china
girl.
MR. WHITE
Whats that?
JOE
I found this old address book in a
jacket I aint worn in a coons
age. Toby what? What the fuck
was her last name?
MR. PINK
Where was I?
MR. ORANGE
You said "True Blue" was about a
nice girl who finds a sensitive
fella. But "Like a Virgin" was a
metaphor for big dicks.
MR. PINK
Let me tell ya what "Like a
Virgin"s about. Its about some
cooze whos a regular fuck
machine.
I mean all the time, morning, day,
night, afternoon, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick.
MR. BLUE
How many dicks was that?
MR. WHITE
A lot.
MR. PINK
Then one day she meets a John
Holmes motherfucker, and its
like, whoa baby. This mother
fuckers like Charles Bronson in
"The Great Escape." Hes diggin
tunnels. Now shes gettin this
serious dick action, shes feelin
something she aint felt since
forever. Pain.
JOE
Chew? Toby Chew? No.
MR. PINK
It hurts. It hurts her. It
shouldnt hurt. Her pussy should
be Bubble-Yum by now. But when
this cat fucks her, it hurts. It
hurts like the first time. The
pain is reminding a fuck machine
what is was like to be a virgin.
Hence, "Like a Virgin."
The fellas crack up.
JOE
Wong?
MR. PINK
Fuck you, wrong. Im right! What
the fuck do you know about it
anyway? Youre still listening to
Jerry-fucking-Vale.
JOE
Not wrong, dumb ass, Wong! You
know, like the Chinese name?
Mr. White snatches the address book from Joes hand. They
fight, but theyre not really mad at each other.
MR. WHITE
Give me this fucking thing.
JOE
What the fuck do you think youre
doin? Give me my book back!
MR. WHITE
Im sick of fuckin hearin it Joe,
Ill give it back when we leave.
JOE
Whaddaya mean, give it to me when
we leave, give it back now.
MR. WHITE
For the past fifteen minutes now,
youve just been droning on with
names. "Toby...Toby...Toby...
Toby Wong...Toby Wong...Toby
Chung...fuckin Charlie Chan." I
got Madonnas big dick outta my
right ear, and Toby Jap I-dont-
know-what, outta my left.
JOE
What do you care?
MR. WHITE
When youre annoying as hell, I
care a lot.
JOE
Give me my book.
MR. WHITE
You gonna put it away?
JOE
Im gonna do whatever I wanna do
with it.
MR. WHITE
Well, then, Im afraid Im gonna
have to keep it.
MR. BLONDE
Joe, you want me to shoot him for
you?
MR. WHITE
Shit, you shoot me in a dream, you
better wake up and apologize.
NICE GUY EDDIE
Have you guys been listening to K-
BILLYs super sounds of the
seventies weekend?
MR. PINK
Yeah, its fuckin great isnt it?
NICE GUY EDDIE
Can you believe the songs they
been playin?
MR. PINK
No, I cant. You know what I
heard the other day? "Heartbeat -
Its Lovebeat," by little Tony
DeFranco and the DeFranco Family.
I havent heard that since I was
in fifth fuckin grade.
NICE GUY EDDIE
When I was coming down here, I was
playin it. And "The Night the
Lights Went Out in Georgia" came
on. Now I aint heard that song
since it was big, but when it was
big, I heard it a million-
trillion times. Im listening to
it this morning, and this was the
first time I ever realized that
the lady singing the song, was the
one who killed Andy.
MR. BLUE
You didnt know Vic
