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hwpIts a beautiful morning, Chicago. And to
all you graduating Bulldogs, Go get them!
Boys.
Hey.
Dude!
Dude.
Hows it hanging, man?
Slightly to the left, bro.
Why? Whats up?
Nothing. Just stopped by to check out
your decks. l thrashed mine.
-Check out my new sponsor me tape.
-Any different than the last three?
Totally. Remember that trick l was trying
on the vert? That flip trick?
This close to landing it.
lll have it in a week.
-Youre wasting your time.
-Thanks.
lll tell you what.
lf you land it, lll sponsor you.
-All right.
-ln the meantime, wanna buy something?
l wish l could, dude. lm broke.
lm broke. Just let me hang out.
lm your best customer. lm here every day.
But you never spend money. You gotta start
spending money. Money-spending is good.
Little man! l told you already.
Reach your hand in there with that T-shirt...
...youre pulling out a stump! Dont make
me go over and smack you!
Yo, Bam.
-Whats up, man?
-Bro.
-l love you, bro.
-All right. Easy, Greg.
Freaking me out, man.
Let me get a skateboard.
-Which one do you want?
-l dont care. Theyre all the same shape.
l want my board, right there.
That one.
-Let me get all three of those.
-l can do that for you.
-Bam special. Bam!
-Bam.
-Hey, whats up?
-Whats up, man?
Do you remember me? Probably not. We
skated SCRAP together a couple years ago.
-Oh, yeah. Dude, yeah. You were ripping.
-Thanks, bro.
-Keep an eye on this kid.
-Thanks.
Watch out for this guys frontside .
-Hes got the SSBSTS lurking.
-lts for the wall.
-You going to the demo later on?
-Hell, yeah. l wouldnt miss it.
-lts for the wall.
-You dont have to make excuses.
-Sorry.
-Bam was a loser before he got sponsored.
-Just like you, dude.
-Thanks.
lll tell you what.
lm gonna make you a deal, Greg.
-You flow me one of these decks.
-For free?
Yeah, for free. Exactly.
And in exchange, lll skate it.
lll tell everybody where l got it.
You can sponsor me.
All right, dude.
Which one do you want?
For real?
All right.
How about we go with one
of those Elements, like Bam got?
Dude, for you, l can go that board $ .
Tax not included.
Nice hat.
Were late.
Lets go.
Shut up.
l still cant believe it. Bam just walks in and
Greg tosses him a handful of his decks.
-l cant wait to get my own deck.
-l did the math.
Theres guys who make a living skating
and about a million wannabes like us.
And?
And nothing. But until a sponsor backs
a tour bus into my driveway...
...l have to work all summer
to pay for school.
l dont believe you.
Youre still gonna bail on me.
You know what? Matt listened to your crap,
and look where that got him.
The guy is a complete stain.
-Matt deceives you.
-l dont--
He does because he, in actuality,
really knows which end is up.
Whats up, man?
So Dustins bailing on us again.
Really? lm gonna alert the press, man.
Dustins always bailing.
lll always skate.
l just wont be homeless with you.
You say that,
but l know you mean something else.
Before you know it, youll be a fat,
middle-aged male with a nice beer gut...
...divorced about times,
wishing you were skating again.
Dudes.
-Get the moron out of the pool.
-Matt.
When is the moron gonna
release his death grip on our premises?
Have you smelled it lately?
lts like an open sewer.
-Good to see you too, Pops.
-We need to talk about your future.
Yeah, you know, ld love to,
but were heading out to this....
-Sugarplum.
-l hate when he calls me that.
Listen, remember our deal.
-Dad, l--
-Dont Dad me. We had a deal.
Youre either in school, or youre at Rivers
Hardware working next to your old man.
Sniffing a little of that lacquer
while youre mixing the paint. Come on!
Obvious perks there.
lts a good living. lts a good future.
lts a good life. lll tell you that much.
Think about it.
Yeah. Lets go, honey.
Get in there, you little....
Dude, your stepmom is so hot.
See the way she was looking at me?
l was like....
-Hello?
-Good afternoon, Chili N Such.
-Can l scoop for you?
-Id like chili, Fire in the Hole...
...hotter than hell,
make it meat in the ass.
Hey there.
Hi, l ordered a Tummy-Killer Ranchero...
...and l got a Double-Chunk Gut Bomb
with cheese by mistake.
-ld like what l ordered.
-Sorry, sir.
-Hello?
-l didnt get that, sir. Could you--?
-Could you repeat that?
-Open your ears, jackass!
Yeah, l see that you already ate
the Gut Bomb, though.
Yeah, but l cant help it that l didnt
figure it out until ld swallowed it all.
-You really think you need another?
-What?
Mr. Knight, let me handle this.
Sir, our policy clearly states every customer
will be served to his satisfaction.
Customer may receive a replacement--
Excuse me, lll be right with you.
A replacement will be given as long
as he has a receipt. You have one?
All right, thats good.
Give him one of these. Youre late, Eric.
Youre just a little bit late.
And late is not great.
Do you wanna go to the restroom
before l reload you?
-You want me to call the grownup back?
-Youre probably leaking beans.
One big scoop. Thats two,
but two is enough. Two is plenty.
Now, lets go over here
and do t
