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Hey. Whats up, everybody ?
lm Thurgood Jenkins.
You know, its funny,
but l can trace the entire path
of my life to one childhood memory.
My last clear memory, really.
You see, it was the summer
before ninth grade.
lt was me, Brian, Kenny,
Scarface...
and of course
the loveable Old James.
Oh, hold on. Wait a minute.
Old James-- Old James wasnt there.
l dont even know nobody named
Old James. Shoot. Go on !
- Why dont you
light it up there, brother ?
- All right. Here goes nothin.
l dont remember graduatin.
And my first sexual experience--
l dont remember that either.
- But, man, l will never forget
the first time l smoked...
that sweet, sweet chiva.
- Feel anything ?
- Yeah, l feel my chest cavin in.
- This stuff
didnt even work.
- Man !
Come on. Lets get some candy
and get out of here, B.
lve heard people say
they dont get high
the first time they smoke.
Not me. Oh, not us.
We were really, really high.
We was toe up !
- Do you guys feel different ?
- A little.
How bout you, Scarface ?
How you doin, Kenny ? Kenny ?
l havent been so thirsty
in my entire life.
Do you guys hear that ?
Feels like Jerry Garcias in my head.
Am l goin crazy ?
We look at that
day as the day we met the fifth
member of our crew-- marijuana !
- Oh, Lord, we was hooked !
So, now we all live together
in New York.
l myself am a master
of the custodial arts,
or a janitor if you want
to be a dick about it.
Anyway, l work at this lab,
Frankensense and Burr Pharmaceutical.
- They do pharmaceutical testing
for the government...
and big corporations and--
And l am
the happiest custodian alive.
This job... sucks.
Abba-Zabba,
you my only friend.
Ah, it could be worse.
l could have Scarfaces job.
- Heifer with cheese.
- You son of a bitch,
lm right behind you !
Turn around and ask me
for Heifer with cheese, yo !
Why you gotta make me feel inferior
cause lm on the grill, B ? Damn !
- Scarface is kind
of a hyper guy for a pothead.
- Sorry.
Kenny is probably doin
the best out of all of us.
Hes a kindergarten teacher
at some school downtown,
which l know might scare a lot
of parents, seeing as how hes
a weedhead and all.
But let me tell you, man,
that guy does wonders for those
childrens self-esteem.
- Thank you.
- Oh, l love you so much, little one.
-
- All of you. All of you. lts so good.
- Brian works
at a new and used record store.
- Hi.
- He gets to talk about music all day.
- l got a used Kenny Loggins album.
Perfect job for a stoner.
Lady, you want seven bucks
for a used Kenny Loggins record ?
- lll give you five.
- Uh-uh. He autographed it himself.
All right,
lll give you four.
Jan, stop it, man.
-
- As far as herb goes, you can
get it all over this town.
l mean, they might call it the city that
never sleeps, but lll tell you this:
- lt takes a lot of fuckin weed naps.
- Free !
You can get the stuff at little
corner stores called bodegas.
Say it with me:
Yes, very good.
- These places always have
incredibly old products.
- Como esta, fellas ?
- Hey-Hey.
- But the weed aint bad.
- Let me get four dime bags.
- Uh, l dont have no idea
what youre talking about.
Jose, you crazy, man. Hes crazy.
Come on, man. Let me get them dimes.
See, the problem with bodegas
is they never remember you.
-
- You always have to do something
extreme to let em know youre cool.
Hey, fellas. Yall know me.
Come on, now. Look at this.
Hey, black ass. Why you
didnt moon us earlier, eh ?
lt was a little degrading.
lf you desperate, you can get it from
the Rastas at Washington Square Park,
but their stuff aint even weed
most the time.
l dont fall
for that shit anymore.
Then theres a delivery service run
by a guy named Samson Simpson.
Now, when you can afford it,
this is the best way.
l mean, you can get anything
you want, from weed to heroin.
Now, l dont do drugs, though.
Just weed.
-
- Coming.
See, all you have to do is call
them up, and a half hour later,
you got a delivery guy
at your house.
-
- What a country !
Hi, you called about your plumbing ?
Empty pipes ?
- Secret code.
- Come on in.
- You want highs, mediums or lows ?
- How are the highs, man ?
l say they got a piney taste, almost
minty. Notice the little red hairs.
- Yeah.
- And the rich greenery ?
- l see those.
- And its definitely the highest
grade hydroponics in the city.
What, did you go
to weed college ? Damn, nigger.
All right.
Give me a 50 bag of that.
- Been a pleasure.
- Pleasures all mine.
- Tell Samson l said hello, would ya ?
- Sure thing.
Now, everybody has
their own little ritual
when it comes to smokin.
- Dope has arrived, fellas.
- And we were no different.
- Break out Billy Bong Thornton.
- Yeah.
Whoo !
Billy, good to see you, man.
All right.
Light it up.
Shoes off.
Oh, Brian,
put yours back on, man.
For real, amigo.
Do your sock laundry, yo.
-
-
Gentlemen,
assume your positions.
-
- Yeah.
Fire in the hole.
We found it on the corner
So when we say
- Bip
- Oxygen
- Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm--
- Oh, bip
Th-Thats good
- Yo, whos on munchies tonight
