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Hey, look! Its the President!
And the Pope!
Oh, my God! Look! Its disgruntled postal workers.
Wait a minute! Give me my baby back!
- Are you all right? - Im soaking wet.
- Ill get the talcum powder. - Its not that.
I had a nightmare. Crime all around me, I couldnt stop it.
- Frank, it was just a dream. - Youre right.
All I need is a good nights rest. Tomorrow everything will be fine.
Hows my little boy? Getting along OK, sweetie?
As well as a heterosexual can in prison. I dont know if I can take it any longer.
- Hows Tanya? - Tanyas the same.
Milky, creamy skin, pouting red lips, firm buttocks,
ample breasts, ears youd love to stick your tongue into...
- Ill get guy cramps if you keep this up. - Sorry.
Theres somebody here to see you.
Pahpshmir!
- My people are very upset. - Of course, theyre Arab terrorists.
Youre supposed to be the worlds best terrorist bomber.
- Train stations, government buildings. - The devastation in South Florida.
- That was Hurricane Andrew. - Thats what they told the public.
We wanted to embarrass the USA. Youve made the police look like heroes.
I told you. A first-class job would cost five million.
If you want to step up the price,
I got a target thatll make City Hall look like chicken feed.
A big target. Why should anything be different?
Because five million dollars buys me!
Im breaking out of here.
If you fail this time, Mr Dillon, my people wont be so forgiving.
Fail? Show me one man who can stop me.
y:i Attention shoppers, be sure to check y:i out our special on paper towels.
y:i Thats aisle seven.
Hey!
- Give it to me! - My purse! Somebody help me!
- Let go of the purse, lady! - Help me!
For hes a jolly good fellow, for hes a jolly good fellow...
...which nobody can deny.
Well, we shot a lot of people together. Its been great.
Today I retire. If I do any shooting now, itll have to be in my own home.
Hopefully, itll be an intruder and not an in-law like at my bachelor party.
Ed, I officially give you my gun...
...and my badge.
And... Jane and I would like to keep the handcuffs as a souvenir.
Cheer up, Ed. This is not goodbye. This is just "I wont ever see you again".
- Somebody help me! - Out of my way!
- Lt. Drebin! Frank! Didnt you see that? - What? Oh...
Yes, kitty litter. Two bags for a dollar. Great!
y:i Order. The jury will disregard that y:i last statement. Continue, counsellor.
- The alimony had been set by the court. - Yes, but...
You havent paid alimony in two years, repeatedly defying a court order.
- Isnt that right, Mr Clayton? - Id lost her address. She moved twice.
Dont lie to me. Youre under oath.
Do you know what the penalty for perjury is?
- Ill ask you that again. - Objection!
Your Honour, I... Ow, ow, gee.
- Counsel is leading the witness. - Sustained!
Mommy said no pounding when shes in session.
Read the prosecutions last statement.
"Dont lie to me, Mr Clayton. Youre under oath." Good boy.
"Do you know what the penalty for perjury is?"
Thats all I have, Your Honour.
You may continue, Ms Spencer-Drebin.
Prosecution rests.
Defence Attorney Ms Davies-Jacobs-Steiner-Lazlo.
No further questions.
Court will recess until after the morning feeding.
- We can win this. I can feel it. - Yes, of course.
- I married the wrong man. - I never thought that was possible.
- I beg your pardon? - Oh, nothing.
Louise, theres no such thing as the wrong man.
You just have to work at it.
Now, lets see. Mr and Mrs Drebin, right?
Now, you two have been married for six months?
Yes. We really appreciate you seeing us, Doctor.
Our last therapist recommended you.
Yes, I was sorry to hear about his suicide.
A couple need to get off on the right foot and not get caught up in blame.
- Now, which one of you is impotent? - That would be him.
Yes, of course.
- Why dont you ask whos frigid? - That would be him.
- How would you know? - He resents that Im a working woman.
He has no idea what a woman wants or needs.
- Youre so insensitive. - Is this that toilet seat thing?
I want to have a baby. Every time we make love, you have a headache.
Im not a piece of meat. Im trying!
Ive got ointments, lotions, creams, books, things that vibrate...
