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hwp Youd be
So easy to love
So easy to Idollze
All others above
So worth the yearnlng for
So swell to keep
Every home flre burnlng for
Wed be
So grand at the game
So carefree together
That It
Does seem a shame
That you cant see
Your future wlth me
Cause youd be
Oh-so-easy to love
Theres great wisdom in jokes, Falk, really.
Theres an old joke
about a prizefighter in the ring.
Hes getting his brains beat out.
And his mothers in the audience,
and shes watching him getting beaten up.
Theres a priest next to her
and she says, Father, pray for him.
And the priest says, I will,
but if he could punch, it would help.
Theres more insight in thatjoke,
into what I call the Giant So What
than most books on philosophy.
Women.
Camus said that women are all
that were ever going to know
of paradise on earth.
In your case, Falk,
there is a seminal joke
that Henny Youngman used to tell
that I think is perfect.
It sums it up perfectly
as far as you go.
Guy comes into a doctors office.
He says, Doc, it hurts when I do this.
The doctor says, Dont do it.
Think about that.
Thats Davld Dobel,
and Im Jerry Falk.
We spent many afternoons walklng
and talklng In the park.
Dld I know when I flrst met hlm
how nuts he was?
We met at the office of some so-called
intellectual comedians agent.
We were comedy writers trying
to break into the business
by writing nightclub routines for comics.
The difference was,
I was and he was .
He wants truisms.
Notjustjokes. Truisms.
We cant afford the crazy prices
for the more established...
Let me say this, if I may.
I cant speak for David Dobel
because I dont handle him.
In fact, Jerry and I just met him now.
But Ive handled Jerry Falk
since he began, and with Jerry Falk,
you get top-quality goods for your money.
You can buy a suit and get
the same cut in a cheap fabric
as you can in an expensive fabric.
Jerry gives you affordable fabric,
a quality fabric, at affordable prices.
Is this gabardine?
Who is that piece goods salesman
who handles you?
Harvey? Dont ask.
My cross to bear.
Id love to dump him,
but Im his only client.
You pay that troll
ten percent of your salary?
. Actually, .
Its a long story.
He was there for me
when my marriage broke up.
Your... dont tell me
you got married young.
You thought it would be exciting.
It turned out to be hebetudinous
and you dumped her.
Am I right?
You are not. She left me.
I cant leave anybody.
Its my main problem in analysis.
Im afraid to sleep alone. Hebetudinous?
- Youre in analysis already?
- Yes. Very committed, actually.
I turned down some TV jobs
in Los Angeles
because my shrink felt
we werent finished yet.
You chose psychoanalysis over real life?
Are you learning disabled?
Obviously, youre not familiar
with analysis.
Wrong. Im completely familiar with it.
Similar hustlers tried to fob it
off on me at Payne Whitney.
- You were in Payne Whitney?
- Thats right. A nuthouse.
I was in the psycho ward
for six months,
a vacation I dont look back on
with great nostalgia.
Really?
Relax.
You dont have to move away.
Oh, no. Im not suggesting
you were violent.
But I was violent.
Thats why they put you in a straitjacket.
You were in a straitjacket?
Im not going to take an ax
and split your head open.
- Dont be scared.
- Im just surprised.
What happened?
Why were you there?
I broke up with this girl,
and they put me
with a psychiatrist who said,
Why did you get so depressed,
and do all those things you did?
I said, I wanted this girl and she left me.
And he said,
Well, we have to look into that.
And I said, Theres nothing to look into!
I wanted her and she left me.
And he said, Well, why are you feeling
so intense?
And I said, Cause I want the girl!
And he said, Whats underneath it?
And I said, Nothing!
He said, Ill have to
give you medication.
I said, I dont want medication!
I want the girl!
And he said,
We have to work this through.
So, I took a fire extinguisher
from the casement
and struck him across
the back of his neck.
And before I knew it,
guys from Con Ed
had jumper cables in my head
and the rest was...
Why are you in analysis?
Youre afraid to sleep alone.
What else?
Fear of death.
Thats funny. I have that, too!
My dog has it.
Its very common to living creatures.
And I have rough patches
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