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hwp Hey! Hey! Hey! Show some respect you homeless piece of shit!
Smile! Its free!
Okay, I am going to tell you a story now about how people...
Iike that sad, pathetic prick back there, found happiness.
But it is not a happy story, oksa?
I mean, why do people think that life should always be happy? You Know?
Because when I was a little boy, my mother used to sing me a song.
It went like this:
Life is short. Life is shit.
And soon it will be over.
But for you, my friends, this story is just beginning.
Some days its dark
Some days I work
I work alone
I walk alone
Unknown
Sweetness
Oh, my God.
Laughter
Or not
Mr. November.
Mr. December.
Hi, kids. Wheres your father?
Hes upstairs masturbating to gay porn.
- Again? - Yeah.
- Hey, kids. - Hey, Dad.
I was just taking a shower. Yep, just had myself a shower.
Shower?
Honey, youre home!
Wally, youre hurting me.
Im just so glad youre home.
Baby? Get in the vehicle, baby.
Im not getting in that vehicle!
Baby, this is my gift to you.
What? Gift?
Its not a gift. You freaking stole this.
I stole it to make it up to you, baby.
Yeah? Well tell me this.
How can you sleep with my best friend and then tell me about it?
Sure I told you about it baby, but dont shoot the messenger.
Well you can say good-bye to this!
-No, baby. -Yeah, yes you can. -You know I need that.
-Wave bye-bye, baby. -Baby, I need that. -Never any more Romeo.
-How about a farewell one, baby? -Yeah! Yeah!
Ill see ya in my dreams, you cheating, lying, backstabbing freak!
Im sorry, I dont understand German.
I cant go on. This is bullshit!
Grivo! Grivo!
I think I just may have something.
Easy, easy, Patient .
And open.
What will this do?
Well, what it does is...
reaches into your brain, chemically...
and locates your happiest memory, chemically.
Then locks on to that emotion and freezes it, chemically...
and then it keeps your happy happy.
Chris? Shes depressed, not stupid.
Come on, just take it.
All right.
Coming!
- Merry Christmas. Kiss Grandma. - Presents!
Oh, thats all right.
Sorry we were a few hours late there, ma. But you know the kids hate old people.
Oh, well thats all right as long as were all together now.
- Good point. Hows your health? - Oh Good. Just a touch of the sciatica.
These action heroes are from last year, dummy!
So I hear Dads dead. Is that eggnog?
Yeah. Have yourself a glass. I gotta check on the bird.
I thought wed have yams this year.
I got a Butterball. Last years was so dry.
Theyre the best--
Gotta go. Come on, kids, in the car.
Sorry, Mom, we gotta go. Hey, you got that gift for my mom?
Oh, yeah. Merry Christmas, Mother Hurdicure.
- Thanks. I wonder what that is. - Its a harmonica.
Well, see ya next year.
Oh, that was lovely.
Look, shes smiling.
- Yeah, she is. - Oh, my.
Calm down, calm down, just calm down
Calm down!
How do you feel, Patient ?
Like a fresh towel drying on the line on a summers day.
Oh, I feel like a little worm...
peeking its head out of the ground after a rainstorm...
and seeing no robin.
I feel like Gods rubbing my tummy!
I havent felt this happy since my son came to visit at Christmas.
- This could be it. - Its a strong "maybe."
It could be it.
Jesus Christ!
I think we got it! Yeah!
And who are you?
Just a guy.
Were commencing final approach.
Any clue as to his mood today?
Im sorry, I cant get a sense of his mood.
Sock color?
Red socks.
Red socks! Red socks!
Red socks!
Lets keep going.
