분야
hwp 1, 2, 3...
Hi, Grandpa!
Hey!
Grandpa, over here!
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Grandpa!
Everybody now, happy Fourth of July!
Thanks, Grandpa!
Thats it, go ahead, kids.
Dig in. I made em myself.
- Bleh!
- Blech!
Pretty good.
Hows that taste there, Timmy?
Uh, Im not really hungry right now.
Why dont you tell us a story?
- Yeah! One of your great stories!
- Yeah, one of your stories!
All right, how about the one
that you kids always love?
- The, uh... the story of Scrooge.
- Scrooge?!
- The guy who hated Christmas?
- Thats dumb.
Well, uh, sort of, but this Scrooge
hated the Fourth of July.
Why does he hate the Fourth of July?
Well, uh, the story begins
high on a mountaintop,
far away in Afghanistan.
- Mohammed?
- Yes, sir?
Quiet! Calm down!
- Theyre all named Mohammed, sir.
- Yes, of course.
I must remember to use last names.
- Hussein!
- Yes, sir?
For Gods sake, you!
- Is that your brother?
- Hussein?
Why is he voting?
Its not his fault.
He is the campaign manager.
- What? For who?
- Mohammed Hussein.
- Yes, sir!
- Quiet!
All right, everyone.
Well, whos going to be the first?
I am.
Ah, very good. Very good.
And what is your name, young man?
- Mu...
- Forget it. Mount up.
- Allahu Akbar.
- What exactly did I volunteer for?
Messenger duty.
Excellent pay.
But, sir, this bicycle...
- Whats wrong?
- Well, its kind of rickety.
I dont know if it can
get back up the hill.
I wouldnt worry about that.
- Maybe if I take some bombs off...
- No, no, no.
It is a part of the uniform.
And it doesnt seem
to have any brakes.
Its OK.
Allah will stop you.
Of course.
Oh, yeah, Allah will stop me.
Jesus!
You! Go get him.
I found the problem, sir!
This idiot forgot to pull the firing...
Dont you see?
We have at least destroyed
an infidels car.
That was my car.
Whats going on here?
What are you people doing?
Why are you voting
in this infidel election?
Because we want democracy,
freedom, elect a president
who will be accountable.
Enough! Mohammed, take care of him!
Mohammed, what in the name
of Allah are you doing?
Im not voting for president. But I feel
strongly about Proposition 12.
A marriage should be
between a man and a woman.
Or between a man
and a really good-looking man.
- Shut up.
- This is what you vote for?
That and immigration.
We need a guest worker program
so that the Mexicans can do the job
the Taliban wont.
These Western ideas are dangerous.
We must resist them at every turn.
Leader, were not strong anymore.
Since the Americans came,
people have hope.
- They are voting, woman own businesses.
- Yes, it is getting harder
to find suicide bombers,
and all the good ones are gone.
Sir, I think we might need
a new recruitment video.
Look, ours...
it looks, you know, cheap.
This video will teach you.
Here are Ahmed and Ahman.
They may be brothers,
but they couldnt be more different.
Ahmed knows punctuality is important.
Hes sure to leave plenty of time
to get to his bombing site.
Ahman leaves
everything to the last minute.
Oh, shit!
Ahmed double checks
the address of the site
so there are no mistakes.
Ahman doesnt.
2518, 2519...
Shit!
Ahmed dresses properly,
wearing clothing that is loose enough
to hide his explosives.
Ahman dresses inappropriately.
You are right.
It is awful.
If I may suggest, sir,
what we need is
a real Hollywood director to help us.
But he must hate America.
This wont be hard to find in
Hollywood. They all hate America.
Yes, but your average, girly-man
Hollywood director wont be enough.
What we need is someone
who really, really hates America.
Is the camera on?
OK, action. Ahem.
I am on the island
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