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hwp Good evening, Im Marci Feld.
Oh, thank you.
Please! Oh, please, stop it!
Enough. Thats enough.
Tonight, the American Jewish
Federation...
You Jews, you wonderful Jews.
Who needs Santa Claus?
Am I right?
Tonight, the AJF presents
its highest honor,
its Global Humanitarian Award,
to the finest human being
I have ever known.
This award goes to my father,
Mr. Ben Feld.
We love you, bubby!
Ben! Were here for you!
Isnt he handsome?
And kosher, right?
Love you.
Now, most of you may think of my
father as, first and foremost,
an incredibly successful
corporate legend,
but he has always taught me
about responsibility
and giving something back.
He would say, "Sweetheart, you
are the prettiest, the smartest,
"the most perfect girl
in the whole world,
so you must reach out
to all of those who arent."
Powerful.
Doesnt Marci
look fabulous?
Ultra-Marci.
Mega-Marci.
The full Marci.
Ten years ago,
we opened our first
shelter for the homeless,
helping those in need
of a bed, counseling,
and shampoo and conditioner.
Next came a drug rehab program
called "Marci Cares,"
and today, there are
branches of Marci Cares
all across the tri-state area.
Can you imagine being
addicted to heroin?
Oh, its heartbreaking.
But does the weight
stay off?
I only wish that my mother
Sheila could be with us
on this joyous occasion.
But, as some of you know,
six years ago,
while we were opening
a free clinic in Johannesburg,
she was tragically killed by
a savage South African leopard.
It is in her memory
that I would now like to present
this medal of mercy,
a medal from Marci.
Tonight, this award
goes to my father,
Mr. Ben Feld!
We have problems, sir.
Daddy?!
Daddy, where are you going?
Was it the entree?
Daddy...
Daddy...
Whats going on?
Marci, incoming.
This way, Miss Feld.
Daddy, what is wrong? I...
Shh! Sweetheart, sit.
The corporate crisis
centering on Ben Feld
has begun to escalate
out of control.
I got here as
fast as I could.
Daddy, what is this?
Daddys busy.
...include the notorious
urban record label
called Felony Assault.
Earlier today,
that label released
a new CD by controversial
gangsta rap star Dr. S.
Dr. S has been
a hard-core success...
I dont know this person.
Hes a rapper.
His songs are known
for their extreme sexual
and often violent content.
His latest release, however,
is by far his most provocative.
Controversy is erupting,
protesters are converging
on Feldco headquarters
in Manhattan.
An angry mob is calling for
blood, specifically the blood
of mogul Ben Feld...
Oh, Daddy, is that your picture?
...honored tonight
as a great humanitarian.
I am here with senator
and leading media watchdog
Mary Ellen Spinkle.
Oh, no.
I am appalled.
Is she wearing
a helmet?
I am outraged.
I am so disgusted
that I can barely speak...
but I will.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
This recording
is unspeakably offensive,
not just to all Americans,
but to all human beings
everywhere.
I will not quote the lyrics
because, as a Christian,
I cannot even pronounce
some of the words.
But let me just read you
some of the song titles:
"Shoot the Teacher."
Oh, my...
-Yes!
-Not good.
"l Am the King of Your Mouth."
-Very nice.
-Uh-oh. -Ooh!
"You My Special Bitch."
-Wait...
-Mmm!
"l Love You Because
Im High."
"Six Grades Are Plenty."
Lane, did you ask Legal?
Do I really own this label?
You bought it years ago
as part of a package.
"lt Aint My Baby Because
I Dont Like You."
This is it.
...and "The Power in my Pants."
Has Dr. S gone too far?
I dont blame these rappers,
I blame the man who profits
from this perversion!
I blame the man who makes
his dirty millions
from the wholesale slaughter
of our childrens innocence!
I blame an American Satan,
Ben Feld!
I am calling for a complete
boycott of all Feldco products
including movies, newspapers,
TV shows,
and DVDs!
A boycott?
A boycott?!
Are you listening to this,
Mr. Feld?
Or I should say "Mr. Filth."
Ben Feld...
you are a dead man!
-Ben?
-Uh-oh...
Ben!
Daddy!
Ben, dont die!
The moral firestorm
blazing around Ben Feld
has raged into a white-hot
economic inferno.
A what?!
Pickets have closed
record stores nationwide.
My God... Im choking...
We have contacted Tubby Fenders,
the president of Felony Assault,
who is currently serving time
-in a penitentiary.
-Look...
Yo.
Mr. Fenders, what about Dr. S?
Dr. S would never apologize!
He would never bow down
to the white mans censorship!
Just like me, he has been
unjustly oppressed and accused!
Tubby Fenders, the president
of Felony Assault Records.
Give me that remote!
Big baby!
I cant believe this.
Everything I worked for
my whole life,
its all going
to crumble.
Baby, Im so sorry.
Daddy!
Because you
have to see all this.
Because l...
I just wish I had a son.
Why would you want a son?
Someone to take over,
to take charge,
so that you wouldnt
have to worry.
Someone we could trust.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I just two weeks, we are going
to put Ben Feld on trial
before the entire civilized
world and China...
Thats it! Thats it!
Im out of here!
What?!
Uh-oh. Dr. Skellar!
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