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hwp Attention!
Be seated.
Now, Id like to present to you
Jackass 2..
But before I do,
I would like to introduce you
to the fine men
who risked their lives
and livers to make this film possible.
By God, they made it their duty.
Soldiers!
About face!
Hello. Im Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to Jackass!
At ease.
When we went out to shoot
Jackass Number Two,
we actually shot
two movies worth of a movie.
I dont know how we ended up
with so much footage. I think...
We didnt really want to stop filming.
Its just funner than normal life.
This is pure black house paint.
-Its not really house paint, its interior.
-ltll be all right.
Water-based, of course.
Just paint the fat bastard up,
and lets get this over with.
The second thing we shot for
Jackass Number Two was a bit called
Beauty and the Beast.
And its an idea Preston wrote, where
we dress him up as a gorilla, and
Wee Man up as the damsel in distress.
And we stand them up on top of
a building, or in our case a porta-potty,
and fly airplanes at them
and crash them into them
and, you know, hes the big King Kong.
And after hiding
my extreme fear of heights
for six years, I got busted.
Whats the technical word for that,
fear of heights?
Fatty-fall-down-aphobia?
Oh, shit!
Oh, here it comes.
-Come on, Kong.
-Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, Kong!
-Bring it back. Bring it back.
-Come on, Kong!
Its coming in fast this time, Kong!
Come on!
Holy shit!
-Beat its ass!
-Oh, my God!
Im dizzy. Im dizzy.
Im about to pass out.
Oh, my God!
-Oh, shit!
-Oh, crap.
-Oh shit! Hey, Preston!
-Preston! Sit down!
-Sit down.
-Sit down.
Preston, get down.
Hey, do the sound.
Preston, youre doing good, buddy.
I thought he was crying at one point.
How you doing?
Hey, were getting gold, man.
-Watch out.
-Hes going to shit himself.
Hey, Gay Ray cant rescue you.
Get back up there, Wee Man.
I was up there having, literally,
the worst day of my damn life.
All I could see was all the boys,
all my friends down there,
just pointing and laughing at me.
-Grab the prop.
-Whats happening?
-Ready, go!
-He looks like a giant target.
Its the kind of shit
that you feel like a bad person for.
Save your woman!
-Shit!
-You all right?
Oh, no, dude, that was not good.
-Hes all right.
-ls he good?
-I cant believe hes all right.
-Dude, he missed the mattress.
-Biggest noise.
-That wasnt very good.
It didnt end very good.
I dont got anything to say about that.
You all right?
It was the hardest day of any day
Ive had in Jackass, in eight years.
And I honestly didnt think Id be able
to finish the movie after that.
It was that bad.
-Hello. Im Preston Lacy.
-And Im Wee Man.
This is Beauty and the Beast!
Save me, big gorilla, save me!
I wonder how you explain
the difference in... Thats insane.
Thats insane.
-Save your woman.
-Save your career.
Hey, man, come on!
Save me, big gorilla, save me.
Save me, big gorilla, save me.
-Thats one brave monkey.
-Oh, yeah, it is.
What the fuck?
It just goes to show
that when the chips are down
It just goes to show
that when the chips are down
and life looks like it really sucks...
Xanax!
Im Phil Margera, and Im hungry
for some goddamn meatballs.
Do it.
Are you all right?
Yeah, it got me like a punch.
-You going to have a black eye?
-I think so.
-Oh my God.
-I hope so.
-How was those meatballs, Phil?
-They were delish.
-Ape, you did a good job.
-Thank you.
I wrote this skit, Dizzy Boxing.
And when I wrote it, I wrote that
we would be suspended from ropes
that would be twisted around
and around and around,
so much that when you let go,
it just spins you like crazy,
to where youre just a human blur.
And then youd box.
So youd be... I mean, crazy dizzy.
And then, so,
we end up at some hotel room
and office chairs to be spun around in.
Im Dave England,
with Ehren McGhehey,
and this is Dizzy Boxing.
Yeah! Spin that bitch.
Oh, shit.
-Lets get it on!
-Kill him.
Break it up. Break it up. Break it up.
Back to your corner.
Back to your corner.
I want you to kill him. Not just beat
