Mr. 3000 Script
You dont like me because
I dont sign autographs.
You dont like me because
I dont smile for the camera.
You dont like me because
I dont suck up to the press.
You dont like me
because I make a lot of money.
But you love me.
Because Im one of
the greatest hitters alive.
[Crowd cheering]
ANNOUNCER:
Were back in Milwaukee,
and the sound you hear
reverberating
across the cities and farm
autograph.
Gosh, Mr. President, if youd
autograph your golf ball for me,
Id put it right next
to my picture of Batman.
- Martin, comparing the president...
- Perfectly normal, sir.
When I was his age, the president
ran a poor second to Babe Ruth.
- Lloyd, lets have yours.
- Yes, sir.
- There you are, sonny. Come over here.
- Thank you, Mr. President.
And here is one for you.
- Thank you, sir.
- T
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autograph?
- Yeah, man!
- So, how you guys doin?
- Great.
Oh, yeah?
Where are you from?
- Reseda.
- Youre from Res--
Im from Reseda.
I moved there a couple months ago.
- Maybe well see you sometime.
- Daniel-san.
- What?
- Come. Getting late.
Its the price of fame.
Gotta get used to it.
Take it easy.
Maybe Ill see you.
Thats not fair.
I got second place.
Second place is no place!
Youre off the te
autograph,
give me the books!
Have him write
something personal!
Give me the books!
OK, OK!
Have him write
something personal.
Half an hour!
Half an hour! Goodbye!
- Come on!
- Ohhh!
Itll bejust on a card.
Thats all Im giving you.
I just dont feel like wasting my
time going in by myself to get it.
- Hiya, Rupert.
- Hello, Rupert.
- Hey, Rupert, whod you get?
- Nobody.
I got Rodney Dangerfield, Ri