throwing darts.
WOMAN
(interrupting)
This is very interesting. You get your
ideas for your column from life. You
start up a conversation with a woman in
a bar, attack her choice of reading
material, try and get a rise out of her
while you contemplate whether or not
shes worth hitting on.
IKE
No, I cant hit on you until I get an
idea.
She starts throwing darts.
WOMAN
Thats flattering.
IKE
N
throwdarts without a beer in the other hand.
Would a soda work?
Nope. Dart knows.
Thats why its never gonna be
an Olympic event.
They dont allow drinking.
Why dont we buy the girls
another round and test the theory?
Maybe later. Okay?
Jeez, Glory.
You come working up at the mine,
you gotta ignore that crap.
Who says Im working at the mine?
Wouldnt you like to make the same
kind of money your dad
a moment... then
pursues the MAN ON CRUTCHES.
JOE (CONT.)
Excuse me..? Sir? Yo!
CUT TO:
ANDREW EKERGES FROM CITY HALL, ONTO DILWORTH PLAZA BUSTLING with
PEDESTRIANS (EXT./DAY) ...
... DARTS into the street, hailing a cab.
CUT TO:
THE CAB PULLS UP TO A BROWNSTONE ON A RESIDENTIAL STREET,
Andrew hopping out, stuffing papers into his briefcase
(EXT./DAY) ...
RUSHING to the door marked "Dr. Rob
throws up.
INT. FISHER HOME - KITCHEN - MORNING
LEONARD FISHER (12), severely obese, sits at the dinner
table, eating pancakes.
His FATHER, PATRICK (35) and TWO YOUNGER SISTERS, HALEY (8)
and SARA (6) are seated with him. They are all overweight.
2.
(CONTINUED)
LEONARD??S MOTHER, GRACE (35), the largest of them all,
crosses to the table, sits and starts eating.
JUMP CUTS show the progression of t
dart!
Esteban was eaten!
Check the scanning monitor!
Start tracking before it dives too deep!
- Esteban was bitten?
- Eaten!
- Is he dead?
- Esteban was eaten!
- He was swallowed whole?
- No! Chewed!
Check the scanning monitor!
Hes got hydrogen psychosis.
Crazy-eye.
Steve, we think
you got crazy-eye.
- Get him out of the fucking water.
- Esteban!
- Esteban! Esteban!
- Whyd you throw it over?
- Es