euphemize that...
At the center of a dais, LILLIAN DEHAVEN leans back to
ponder the ceiling of the hearing room. Her plaque card
reads "CHAIRPERSON -- SENATE ARMS COMMITTEE." DeHaven is a
tough-hided old Southern belle, Scarlett OHara at 60.
In her arsenal she carries conversational hand-grenades --
and shes apt to pull a pin at the slightest whim.
DEHAVEN
Would that be anything like
"typing"? "R
express it.
Now Iisten to me carefuIIy, you fat tub of goo.
For years youve singIe-handedIy aIienated every weaIthy donor weve had.
Air-conditioning schooIs are outdrawing us!
Weve Iost so much money, red is our schooI coIor.
Inner-city schooIs have better computers than we do.
Bosnia wants to give us money!
Im going to set up a meeting with HarIan HartIey- KIump! Are you Iistening?
- Uh, yes, si
euphemisms.
If youre talking
to a college graduate...
use masturbation,
testicles, penis...
vagina, vulva,
urination, defecation.
With the lower-level male,
its jacking off, balls...
prick, cunt, piss, shit.
I dont know, Gebhard. Maybe your Harvard
degree is too ivory tower for our purposes.
I was brought up out west.
Ive rubbed shoulders
with ranchers, miners my whole life.
- And I thoug
Dogma
Screenplay by Kevin Smith
Produced by Scott Mosier
Directed by Kevin Smith
Cast List:
Linda Fiorentino Bethany
Jason Mewes Jay
Kevin Smith Silent Bob
Matt Damon Loki
Ben Afflek Bartleby
Chris Rock Rufus
Salma Hayek Serendipity
Alan Rickman Metatron
Emma Thompson God
Dwight Ewell Gang Leader
Ethan Suplee NoMan the Golgothan
EXT. ASBURY PARK BOARDWALK - DAY
Jersey spring day. Beyond the wood
Casa De Los Babies Script
Looks like they had a quiet night.
My army of souls.
Ready to travel to distant lands.
Was she crying?
No. She was awake. They just need to be cuddled.
You spoil them.
Of course I do.
A spider bit me.
Shut up.
- Wanna wash windshields today? - Thieves! Little bastards!
Beat it!
One-eye! One-eye! Go fuck yourself!
Little thugs.
- Its our turn to sing today. - Great.
I rem