Buddha, Allah, Brahma,
Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms,
and Isadora Duncan...
PAN AWAY FROM THE SHRINE across the room. Late afternoon
light spills into the room, across fine old furniture, to a
small dressing table. A WOMAN applies make up.
ANNIE SAVOY, mid 30s, touches up her face. Very pretty,
knowing, outwardly confident. Words flow from her Southern
lips with ease, but her view of the world c
five.
Who is you, and whats you doin in my house,Jack?
I work for Porkchops-O-Chunky.
Whether youre black, or a honky or in-between, youll love Porkchops-O-Chunky.
Man, thats me! So whats in this stuff?
Nothin but pork. Wow! Right on!
Why dont you have a bowl... There you go, man.
Yo, you scared to answer your call?
What callin?
Porkchops-o-Chunky Taste real good
Wont make your bathroom smell fun
of Hurricane
The man the authorities came to blame
For something that he never done
Put in a prison cell but one time
He couldve been the champion of the world
Now all the criminals in their coats and their ties
Are free to drink martinis and watch the sun rise
While Rubin sits like Buddha in a ten-foot cell
An innocent man in a living hell
Yes, thats the story of Hurricane
But it wont be ov
five bucks!
Every morning,
"Wave, Wave, Waverly-a!"
I do not sound like--
Shes saying I sound like my--
I do not sound like my mother.
How could I be like my mother?
- And you started--
- She said that too.
- She is right, you know.
This kind of vegetable...
- What?
- Dont put Chinese cabbage in the salad.
- has to be, has to be boiled.
- I always use Chinese cabbage--
- Its bitter.
- Mmm, Dad, t
five, four...
When the clock struck :
it meant one thing
for Ron Burgundy
and his news team:
Go time.
Channel News,
Channel News,
with five-time
Emmy award-winning anchor
Ron Burgundy.
Champ Kind, sports.
Ooh! Hoo-hoo!
Brick Tamland, weather.
And your reporter in the field,
Brian Fantana.
Its Channel News
at :.
Good evening.
Im Ron Burgundy,
and this is whats happening
in your world tonight.
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