comic books, "woof, woof.
In Frenchcomic books, "ouah, ouah".
Aah!
So.
So, God created the world in seven days.
A foolish brag, I feel. If I was God Id say,
"Im going to create the world
over a number of days.
"Not sure how long,
might be a bit pressed, you know."
Too much pressure, seven days dead.
Do it like Microsoft - "ltll be done
by Saturday, Tuesday, next week.
"Well bring it out
when wer
greatest joke on Earth?
l dont think theyre always so comic.
Me too.
Well, many things in this world...
can be treated as tragedy
rather than comedy.
Such as old senators
who like pretty young women.
[Womans Voice] Also, lm free
to watch Gennie whenever you want.
Its no problem whatsoever.
- [Phone Rings]
- Hello?
- Can you do me a favor?
- Where are you? Yell me.
l forgot my contact lenses.
Can
French. She was Parisienne.
You must have dropped off the goddamn moon.
- Shall l get a chair? - l could use a drink.
Champagne or white wine.
The truth is, lve gotten very used to single malt Scotch.
An acquaintance of mine introduced me to it, so...
l really should freshen up, though.
lf l could just get a single malt Scotch, and...
Look at me. Jesus. l need a hot shower.
Yeah. OK, please...
Ex
see? And there
hell be: Ziegfeld!
Sorry to disappoint you,
but the names Arnstein.
- Did you want to see someone?
- Yes.
You.
Gorgeous.
- I beg your pardon?
- Oh, I mean, your shirt.
Its absolutely the most gorgeous
thing Ive ever seen in my life.
Whats it made out of?
French handkerchief linen.
It goes very limp, though.
Yeah. I can see.
Except, its really beautiful.
All the tailcoats Ive seen,
french fries?
No. No.
No, they found a pig gut,
which is different.
- Mmm.
- Thats-Thats practically pork.
- [ Scoffs ]
- Its a lot ofreal money,
the kind ofmoney
that can buy happiness.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- I got the ring, Herb.
- The what?
- The ring. That ring.
- What ring? No.
- What-What doyou mean?
- Tonights the night, Herb.
- Why?
- Tonight is the night.
That girl pulled me
out ofa nightmare