The Game
by
John Brancato & Michael Ferris
and
Larry Gross
and
Andrew Kevin Walker
2/8/96
HOME MOVIES from the 60s, SILENT and grainy:
EXT. MANSION -- DAY -- HOME MOVIES
A stately mansion. A perfect lawn. A BUTLER carries a
birthday cake with sparking sparklers...
Past wealthy MEN in crewcuts and thin ties, WOMEN in cat-eye
sunglasses. Everyone sings (silent) "Happy Birthday"...
CHILDREN follow t
Miracle on 34th Street Script
KRIS: Youve got them mixed up.
Youre making a mistake.
Youre making a mistake
with the reindeer.
Tsk tsk tsk.
Would you mind stepping out
for a moment?
Open the door!
STOREKEEPER: Im sorry.
The store isnt open today.
KRIS: I dont want
to buy anything...
and Im sorry
to interrupt your work...
but I wanted to tell you
youre making a serious mistake.
- Huh?
- With the r
Jungle Fever Script
Ive got jungle fever
Shes got jungle fever
Weve got jungle fever
Were in love
Shes gone black-boy crazy
Ive gone white-girl hazy
Aint no thinking maybe
Were in love
Shes got jungle fever
Ive got jungle fever
Weve got jungle fever
Were in love
Ive gone white-girl crazy
Shes gone black-boy hazy
Were each others baby
Were in love
Ive got jungle fever
Shes got jungle fever
SOOZE? Yeah, so did you tell him that we couldnt afford twenty bucks a ticket and why didnt he put us on the comp list? No, no, theres always a comp list. Alright. Well, so then, just get your mothers car and maybe well all go do something. Yeah. I gotta get off. Okay. Bye.
CUT TO:
INT. PIZZA JOINT - DAY
BUFF is the one of the only people working. Pies are over cooking in the oven and Buff is try
Kids In The Hall: Brain Candy Script
Hey! Hey! Hey! Show some respect you homeless piece of shit!
Smile! Its free!
Okay, I am going to tell you a story now about how people...
Iike that sad, pathetic prick back there, found happiness.
But it is not a happy story, oksa?
I mean, why do people think that life should always be happy? You Know?
Because when I was a little boy, my mother used to sing m