IKE (V.O.)
Hey, Fisher, pick up. I have some
column ideas I want to bounce off you.
Not there? Okay. Listen Im thinking
of writing about those mind-numbing
informercials that are always on.
Ike walks out of his apartment building talking on cell phone.
IKE (contd)
What do you think? Good idea, right?
Boring, down to death, pointless -- It
sucks.
Ike yells at a CONSTRUCTION WORKER.
IKE (cont
IKE, a two year old adopted Canadian
boy bounces up next to him.
KYLE
No, Ike! You cant come with me!
Kyles MOTHER, a big fat bitch, comes to the door and yells.
KYLES MOTHER
Kyle, you take your little brother out to
play with you!
KYLE
Aw, ma!!
KYLES MOTHER
Do as I say, Kyle!
Kyles mother closes the door.
KYLE
Damn it!!
EXT. SOUTH PARK AVENUE - DAY
Now the three boys, and little Ike, merrily str
Ike! My oldest boy!
Any sweet water up beyond?
Yeah, two, three miles,
straight up the trail!
Cattle look pretty scrawny!
Yeah!
Me and my brothers
were trailin em on to California!
If you aint got em committed to no shipper,
Ill take em off your hands!
Not interested!
Make you a good offer!
Pay you in silver, three dollars a head!
Nope!
Might raise it
to five dollars silver!
Made more than that i
ike I knew that I would now
feel good
You like chop suey?
Ill make it up to you. Trust me.
Hello? Hi.
How are you?
Fine. Yeah.
Tonight?
Tonights fine. No!
No, nothing that I cant cancel.
Okay. So, I guess Ill see you tonight, then.
Okay. Bye.
Come on up, man.
Look at this shit.
Man! Do you ever feel like flying, Howard?
Just taking off?
-Just fly away!
-Why the hell not?
Fly.
hy the hell not?
Ex
Ike Turners
greatest hits with Tina on the cover.
Got something
you aint gonna believe...
R. Kelly on tape
with grown women.
I got Grarhdmas Gorhe Wid.
You ever seen wrinkles in a thong?
Fred, dont buy nothing
from that fool.
That Nemo tape I got for my son
has a crack deal on it.
- Why you always lyin on me?
- Aint nobody lyin on you.
Line me up.
I got a meeting in minutes.
Head to your meeting