live? It what?
- It sucked.
- It what?
- It sucked. I saw it live.
- It sucked?
- Yeah.
Anything in Shakespeare that
made you think its not close to you...
- ...or connected to you in any way?
- Yeah, its boring.
A bank in England uses
Shakespeare as...
Cover my account number.
See, its a hologram.
They use it as ID to prove
its a real card.
What do you think of Shakespeare?
Hes a great export.
W
lived about
a quarter mile off Route
about a half mile
from the town of Greenbow, Alabama.
Thats in the county of Greenbow.
Our house had been in Mamas family
since her grandpas grandpas grandpa
had come across the ocean
about a thousand years ago.
Since it was just me and Mama
and we had all these empty rooms,
Mama decided to let those rooms out,
mostly to people passing through,
like from Mobi
On another screen
we see them cut to STOCK NEWS FOOTAGE: regular cockroaches,
crawling on garbage.
ANCHORMAN
Blattida Germanica. The common
cockroach.
DIRECTOR
(To a RUNNER)
Tell them were ready for a live feed.
EXT. OUTSIDE VAN - CITY HALL - DUSK
The runner exits the News Van. Other such vehicles parked
nearby. A CROWD of ONLOOKERS, REPORTERS and a gaggle of
PROTESTERS with handpainted
lived
just north of Whoville...
did not.
Hey, Drew, Ill race you!
You guys, where are we?
- Who flesh!
- Oh, Drew!
Yourescared of the Grinch
- Are too!
- Am not!
Wait for me!
Come on. Touch it.
Touch the door.
Do it for me, Stu.
Well done, Max!
Get my cloak.
Ive been much too tolerant of these
Who-venile delinquents...
and their innocent,
victimless pranks.
I guess I could use a little...
social
live? It what?
- It sucked.
- It what?
- It sucked. I saw it live.
- It sucked?
- Yeah.
Anything in Shakespeare that
made you think its not close to you...
- ...or connected to you in any way?
- Yeah, its boring.
A bank in England uses
Shakespeare as...
Cover my account number.
See, its a hologram.
They use it as ID to prove
its a real card.
What do you think of Shakespeare?
Hes a great export.
W