box.
My dad taught me
how to fight like Ali.
I know karate
from Almighty Isis.
Bet you cant do this, though.
How about this?
Monica. Sit still.
And dont sit
on your knees, sweetie.
Youre gonna turn them black.
You are lucky I found it.
Someone had put
your box of dresses...
underneath a pile of rags
in the garage.
- You OK?
- Yeah. I need to lay down.
Ive been running around
all day.
Honey, which
box of cereal in each
hand and turns to the family.
MOM
Cereal anybody?
Title "SERIAL MOM" appears on the screen.
DAD
Just a little, please. Bad
for the teeth.
CHIP
Always the dentist.
MOM
Chip, honey?
CHIP
Thanks, Mom.
As MOM serves the cereal, she spots a lone fly as it
lands on the butter dish. Without letting on to her
family, she grabs a flyswatter and begins stalking
the fly with a terrifyi
BOX - CHURCH - DAY
A little wooden grill slides open and the friendly face of
the village PRIEST peers at us. He glances about,
perplexed.
PRIEST
Is anybody there?
A small hand appears -- then the face of a girl aged about
10, peering up at him through the grill. The Priest
smiles a trifle wearily.
PRIEST
You know Im always happy to see
you, Jeanne, but to keep coming here
twice, three times a da
"BATMAN RETURNS"
1 INT. A STUFFY MANSION--A NIGHT ABOUT FORTY YEARS AGO 1
The viewer floats through an overbearing mansion and
up its sweeping staircase to where a stern man in
conservative dress is pacing back and forth, smoking a
cigarette in a cigarette holder. He is the FATHER. The
throes-of-labor pants and moans of the MOTHER can be
heard from down the hall.
Now, eerie Gaas and Goos chill th
box, all right?
Move it!
Go! Go!
- I thought you wanted that stinkin box
- The hell with the box
Joey, what the fuck are you doin?
- Joey, what the hell you got?
- Somethin on its way to Trump
TaJ Mahal in Atlantic City
- What is it?
- 12 million
12 million what?
Hey,Joey,Joey,
thats my moms crucifix
- Shed be-
- Aaah
Joey, is that real?
That looks like
its real,.Joey.!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Dont-Dont t