Happy Gilmore Script
My name is Happy Gilmore.
Ever since I was old enough to skate,
I loved hockey.
I wasnt really
the greatest skater.
But that didnt keep my dad
from teaching me...
...the secret of making
a great slap shot.
My dad worshipped hockey.
My mom didnt.
So she moved to Egypt, where theres
not a hockey rink within miles.
Dad took ne to games
to see our favorite player...
...Terry ORei