Meet The Fockers Script
You must do something!
Baby is coming!
Yeah. I know baby is coming!
Miss, youve to stay calm
and take deep breaths, okay?
Myra, I need a doctor here
right now.
I am working on it.
Youre not a doctor?
No, I am a nurse.
You are man
and you are nurse?
What kind of man is nurse?
Look, folks,
Im a professional, okay?
I know exactly what Im doing,
so just trust me,
everythings g
M*A*S*H
Screenplay by Ring Lardner Jr.
Produced by Ingo Preminger
Directed by Robert Altman
Cast List:
Donald Sutherland Hawkeye Pierce
Elliott Gould Trapper John McIntyre
Tom Skerritt Duke Forrest
Sally Kellerman Major Hot Lips Houlihan
Robert Duvall Major Frank Burns
Jo Ann Pflug Lieutenant Hot Dish
Rene Auberjonois Dago Red
Roger Bowen Colonell Henry Blake
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EXT. LANDING AREA OUTSIDE 4