peanutshells
for brains or something.
So they sort of suggested
it that it was time to tie the old knot.
Then they sort of suggested that Peter
was the one to do it with.
Jeez. No one could be
that much of a pushover.
Look, Alice is the good daughter,
Eleanor is the bad one...
...and Im the one that sort of gets off
the hook. Thats just the way it works.
- Which one are you?
- You mean which kin
shell.
JACK
Beautiful.
MAURICE
Just remember, Jack: Im available
and ready. Cast me and find out --
JACK
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Amber and Jack head off towards the booth. CAMERA stays with Maurice,
follows him to the bar area, where he shouts some orders to a WAITER.
MAURICE
Clams on the half shell to Jack
and Amber -- over there -- go!
The WAITER takes off to the kitchen, Maurice walks onto the dance
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Hello Dolly! Script
Call on Dolly
If your neighbour needs a new romance
Just name the kind of man your sister
wants, and shell snatch him up
Dont forget to bring your maiden aunts
and shell match em up
Call on
"Mrs Dolly Levi."
Shes the one the spinsters recommend
She even found a lovely bride
for poor cousin Isadore
"Social introductions arranged
Peanuts! Cold drinks!
- Two beers, lady.
- Ill have two beers too, lady.
- Thank you, sweetheart.
- My pleasure.
Harriet says well be eating
in about an hour.
Right smack in front of her, huh?
And its clear to the naked eye...
that youre gonna take the plunge
any day now.
- I am?
- Theres no doubt about it.
I was the same way before I began.
- Hey, fellas.
- Come in, Harriet.
Them as wants their
shell have to be killed.
- Im Oliver.
- You keep saying that.
Wow.
You dont make it easy for a guy.
I think I made it
pretty easy for ya, Oliver.
So, whats Bon Jovi do?
- Who?
- The boyfriend.
Ex-boyfriend.
Yeah, I noticed that.
So, what happened there?
What, are we friends now?
Id say were a little bit
more than friends.
Bon Jovi get a big record contract
or somethin?
His names not Bon Jovi.
Oh.