Around the early 1920s in New Orleans
It is characterized by
Americas Classical Music, and started in saloons throughout the nation
Instruments
The trumpet
Saxophone
Trombone
Double bass
etc
History of Jazz
Did you know that
Jazz was born in the United States?
The drum set was invented by
jazz musicians?
The word "cool" and "hip" were originally
jazz terms?
inventor Nikola Tesla (you know, the guy who developed AC power), has a Muppets voice and a
rocket scientists brain. Brin, born in Russia and raised outside Washington, is no less clever but has a mischievous twinkle in his eye. When he drops little asides--"Lets make the little windows actually explode when you close them," he tells a group presenting new desktop software--no one seems
certain
Jakob The Liar Script
Hitler goes to a fortuneteller and asks:
"When will I die?"
And the fortuneteller replies:
"On a Jewish holiday. "
Hitler then asks,
"How do you know that?"
And she replies:
"Any day you die will
be a Jewish holiday. "
So you ask me, as a Jew:
"How could you tell a joke
like that at a time like that?"
Thats how we survived.
Those were some of the
things that kept us going.
E
Last Tango In Paris Script
Fucking God!
- A phone token, please.
- No tokens. At the end, on the left.
Maman? Yes, its Jeanne.
Ive found a flat to rent in Passy.
Im going to see it.
Then Ive got to go to the station
to meet Tom. I promised him.
OK, see you later. Bye!
Ive come to see the flat. I saw the sign.
- The sign?
- Yes.
Its always the same!
Nobody ever tells me anything.
- Id like to see
Moscow On The Hudson Script
Moscow on the Hudson
Excuse me, please, sir.
Does this bus go to the Lincoln Center?
- Lincoln Center?
- Yes.
Youre on the wrong bus.
Its okay, dont worry.
All you have to do is go to 57th Street,
change buses and get on the No. 30 bus.
Dont worry.
Ill let you know when its time.
Then you go and get a free transfer
from the driver.
- Thank you.
- No problem.
Its tough