Mama. No.
- I told you. Well be there in three days.
- Im surprised.
Cause Miss Uppity
makes you back out every year.
I dont know why
that woman doesnt like me.
Come on, Mama.
You did throw cooked rice at our weddin.
Is that woman even coming?
Yeah. She is, uh,
packing right now.
Hold on, son.
Your brother Mack just got here
with one of those flat-screen TVs.
- Hey, Mama.
- Youre alway
surprising
ease. A wheelchair - a modern, ergonomic design. Jerome wheels
Eugene to a bedroom and, with some difficulty, hauls the larger
man onto the bed. Through his alcoholic fog, Eugene feebly co-
operates - his paralyzed legs a particular dead weight.
After covering Eugene with a blanket, Jerome enters a bathroom
containing a surgically-clean stainless steel basin, sink,
shower and toilet.
B
motion picture Shrek.
You ready? Okay.
Why dont you get away
from me, Donkey?
What you taIking about, Get away
from you? Im making waffIes.
Oh, what a cute IittIe puppy.
I see you Iike my dog.
His name is The Cuteness.
I never had a dog.
WeII, perhaps your papa
wiII buy you a dog.
I never had a dad.
Papa deficient, yes.
You can pIay with The Cuteness
any time you want.
Let me introduce myseIf.
My
surprised that can had enough juice
to give you this much form. We pulled 1.9
trigs out of it. Theres nothing more to
get.
BRAINIAC
(rising)
An inaccurate assessment.
INT. SMALL CRAFT
The frightened Aliens try to re-start their craft.
ALIEN #1
(off computer)
Motion detectors are picking up something
breaching the hull!
The DOORS melt. BRAINIAC enters: humanoid in appearance, green-
skinned, black
Surprises. Kim speaking.
lts me again. Are you sure?
Are you positive about this?
lts just bad news.
Yes, she wants to move it
to the Nixon Library.
They have parties there?
Where is that? Wait, where am l?
-l dont know. l have no idea.
-lm here.
l cant deal with this right now.
lll call you back later.
Well, there she is. Hello, dear!
Oh, my God. Dad!
Whos there?
Lou Mozell from
the Motion Pictu