tabloids,
they aint interested in the truth.
All right? They like
to sensationalize bullshit.
You do the math.
From bad boy on the big screen...
to a menace in real life...
how far will Martins fans go
to stand behind their tarnished hero?
Its easy to fade into obscurity
in Hollywood. Martin better watch out.
If Martin doesnt clean up his act,
hes not gonna be acting anywhere.
- Im not perfect. I
tabloids all the time.
We adopt some sweet little boy,
he turns we go to sleep at night,
hed split our head open with an axe.
- Whyd you tell him that? - Its a common occurrence.
I been to the same Payco.
What do you mean, he? Why cant we adopt a girl?
Were not adopting anything.
Let the guy have a shortstop or point guard.
Can we get the check?
Ill take the check. Im paying tonight.
- Yes. - Im
truth.
You know no one.
Got it?
Got it?
You have your passport?
The plane leaves tomorrow
at seven hundred.
And remember,
no names and no guns!
Are you high?
Then stop dreaming, bitch.
This isnt a game tonight.
People can die.
Now get moving.
You forget something?
Stepping onto the red carpet here is
R間is Wargnier...
...the director of "East West"...
present tonight for
a special screening of h
truth is I love your father.
- Im sure he loves me.
- Youre a doormat!
Whats the matter with you?
Why are you so crabby today?
Is it school? ...I know what it is.
- Its a boy.
- Im a lesbian, mom.
Im a lesbian.
But thats not the issue here.
- When you say "lesbian"...
- Dont tell Daddy.
I want to tell him myself when the time
is right. Like Fathers Day.
- Or Christmas morning.
- Chris...
Thank Go
Tabloids are gagging for you.
You are having a wet weekend in Wales...
with no hot water, fish paste sandwiches
and ten-mile tabs, like it or not.
Hm. Thats awful dark, Geoffrey.
Shit, I dont want to go either.
We have to ditch. Im serious.
This could kill me.
Frankies not going. She saw wellies
on the kit list and nearly had a seizure.
- Howd she get out of it?
- Well, she saw Martin Taylor.
You